Anyone have these on your vehicle? Bumper nuts / balls?

Kalvin00

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I think it's pretty stupid if you ask me...but whatever gets your testosterone flowing.
 

StageLeft

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I would never key a car. Except, if I saw them with bumper nuts I'd key the windows and the glass, because hey, that person deserves it.
 

BW86

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I would never key a car. Except, if I saw them with bumper nuts I'd key the windows and the glass, because hey, that person deserves it.

lol haha

Ive never seen these things on cars before.
 

Goosemaster

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At least it is a little more civil than the Spinners I saw on a 87' Toyota beater pickup truck the other day...now THAT deserved to be keyed..unfortunately it had no paint left on it:(
 

Sluggo

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Hmmm, so those are supposed to go on a car or truck.

That would explain the funny looks I got at the gym.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: Godsend1
I just loved explaining to my 8yr old daughter what those were.

If you think about it balls are not really that big of deal. I mean seriously its just human anotomy.

Stupid americans.
 

DivideBYZero

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Why not hang a Cock or maybe an Aluminium set of tits from your car? What about an Intestinal tract? Or an Apendix.


Stupid.
 

Analog

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Why not hang a Cock or maybe an Aluminium set of tits from your car? What about an Intestinal tract? Or an Apendix.


Stupid.


Good question, I'm just wondering how this ever got started....
 

Encryptic

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They are pretty dumb, but I admit I got a laugh out of the guy I saw once who put a set of blue ones on his truck. :D
 

Godsend1

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: Godsend1
I just loved explaining to my 8yr old daughter what those were.

If you think about it balls are not really that big of deal. I mean seriously its just human anotomy.

Stupid americans.


I understand it's anatomy. An 8 year old girl has no need for that information. Idiot.
 

blakeatwork

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Originally posted by: Godsend1
I just loved explaining to my 8yr old daughter what those were.

????

Why would you click on a link, while surfing with your daughter, that had the phrase "bumper nuts" in the topic title???

you = teh not smrt...
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Originally posted by: Godsend1
I just loved explaining to my 8yr old daughter what those were.

????

Why would you click on a link, while surfing with your daughter, that had the phrase "bumper nuts" in the topic title???

you = teh not smrt...

Uh... you think maybe they were out DRIVING and saw them on a truck?
 

Red

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I've seen this on one truck. I thought they were home-made since I've only seen it one time. Very inappropriate, IMHO when it's lifelike that. And gross? Who wants a freakin man's balls on the back of your truck? WTH?
 

Megatomic

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I've seen them a few times, and each time they were on a huge redneck truck. Gunracks, lifted, roll bars, the works. There's the mentality of those who like them for you.
 

PanzerIV

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I am not interested in seeing some nuts hanging off the back of some guy's truck but I did see a very cool skull with eyes that lit up when the guy hit the brakes. That was damn cool. :)