Anyone have any ideas on the best, quick, and the most efficient way to kill a cop...

[amdhunter]

...per top Duracell battery? A couple of them just died in my Harmony remote and I think they still have some charge in them. Since I am planning to just toss them into a regular garbage bag, I'm afraid it will accidentally wrap itself in some foil paper I threw out yesterday and explode in a fiery ball of flames.

The batteries are AA and are rated for 1.5v or something.

 

[exdeath]

Fire. Always fire.

 

[Oil]

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[amdhunter]

Firem. Always fire.

That'll recharge it dummy. I want to kill them, not make them more rechargy.

 

[amdhunter]

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I should be banned because I am not recycling batteries properly?
It's not like 2 AA will make any difference to the environment.

 

[lxskllr]

Put them in a plastic bag.