Originally posted by: SunnyD
Sure.
+ Buy alternator sized chunk of meat.
+ Throw alternator sized chunk of meat in crock pot.
+ Add some copious amount of water to alternator embedded in crock pot.
+ Add desired seasonings to copious alternator embedded in crock pot.
+ Turn on crock pot with embedded seasoned copious alternator.
+ Wait until copious seasoned crock of alternatory goodness is done.
+ Go buy a McRib and rub it on your nipple a'la dNor.
...
+ Profit?
Originally posted by: StevenYoo
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Sure.
+ Buy alternator sized chunk of meat.
+ Throw alternator sized chunk of meat in crock pot.
+ Add some copious amount of water to alternator embedded in crock pot.
+ Add desired seasonings to copious alternator embedded in crock pot.
+ Turn on crock pot with embedded seasoned copious alternator.
+ Wait until copious seasoned crock of alternatory goodness is done.
+ Go buy a McRib and rub it on your nipple a'la dNor.
...
+ Profit?
bad idea. last time i did that I had 40 supermodels chase me down madison avenue trying to rip my clothes apart.
I'm trying to be a *little* more subtle this time around.
Ingredients
* 3-4 lbs chuck arm pot roast
* 1 teaspoon vegetable oil
* 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
* 1/8 teaspoon pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
* 3 whole cloves
* 4 medium apples, cored and quartered (leave skin on)
* 1 small onion, sliced
* 1/2 cup apple juice
* 3-4 tablespoons flour
* 3-4 tablespoons water
Directions
1. Wipe roast well and trim off all excess fat.
2. Lightly rub top of meat with oil.
3. Dust meat with salt, pepper and ginger.
4. Insert cloves in meat.
5. Place apples and onions in the bottom of the Crock Pot and put the roast on top of the apples and onions.
6. Pour in the apple juice.
7. Cover and cook on a low setting for 8 to 12 hours.
8. Remove the roast and apples to a warm platter when fully cooked.
9. Turn the Crock Pot to High setting.
10. Make a smooth paste with the flour and water and stir the paste into the Crock Pot.
11. Cover and cook until thickened.
12. Pour gravy over roast when serving.