Anyone have a goat?

mattocs

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I want to get a goat. I have a section of my yard I don't want to cut anymore...so I figured I might as well get a goat.

What are some calm and quiet breeds? Anything I should know?

I live in a small town, and don't want it to be a noisy goat. We don't have zoning here, so having a pet goat should not be a problem. I will make sure of it before I start building a shanty and putting up a fence.

Thanks for any help!
 

videogames101

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Originally posted by: mattocs
I want to get a goat. I have a section of my yard I don't want to cut anymore...so I figured I might as well get a goat.

What are some calm and quiet breeds? Anything I should know?

I live in a small town, and don't want it to be a noisy goat. We don't have zoning here, so having a pet goat should not be a problem. I will make sure of it before I start building a shanty and putting up a fence.

Thanks for any help!

is this a serious question?
 

mattocs

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Originally posted by: videogames101


is this a serious question?

Yes. Yes it is. I like animals...and wish I had a farm...but I don't. A guy I work with has a goat...but he knows nothing about it, except it likes corn and keeps the grass short. He walks it sometimes. He treats it like a dog pretty much.
 

yours truly

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lol

wouldnt it be easier to just blitz that section of your garden, in like an hour or so...instead of buying a goat. 8)

that thing will dump all over the place

but i suppose you could buy some dung beetles to counter that, lol
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: hopeless74
lol

wouldnt it be easier to just blitz that section of your garden, in like an hour or so...instead of buying a goat. 8)

that thing will dump all over the place

but i suppose you could buy some dung beetles to counter that, lol

There once was an old lady who swallowed a fly...
 

mattocs

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The guy I work with said goat poop isn't sticky and does not stick to shoes. Plus, i'd get some boots. And, its a good distance from the house, so the stink won't bother me.
 

ponyo

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Just concrete your entire yard. You'll never have to cut the grass, and you can have a basketball court as your front yard.
 

Quasmo

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: hopeless74
lol

wouldnt it be easier to just blitz that section of your garden, in like an hour or so...instead of buying a goat. 8)

that thing will dump all over the place

but i suppose you could buy some dung beetles to counter that, lol

There once was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

I heard that bitch died when she swallowed a whole fucking horse alive.
 

mattocs

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
So what's the real reason you want this goat?

I think they are neat.

I need to talk my wife into it.

Maybe I should just get it and surprise her?
 

mattocs

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Screw the goat and get a cow.


Hrrm...Are pigs a hardy animal?....like how warm do I have to keep a pig? If I keep its shack at like 50 deg. in the winter, will that be OK?
 

DrPizza

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If you want to keep your grass short, a goat isn't your best choice. Grass isn't on the top of their list of favorite foods. They'll be happier eating your rose bushes, given the chance. They're usually quite picky about what they eat. However, if there isn't much else around, I suppose they'll happily munch on your lawn. (I'm looking for a picture that shows all three of our smaller pasture areas - the front has female goats and llamas - no grass present, just dirt. The middle area has male goats - plenty of grass. The outside area has a male llama and an alpaca - very little grass.

About the 4th or 5th picture down on our website

Get a llama and you'll never have to mow again. I'll have one for sale next spring, if it's a male. :)

But, if you're interested, this fall we're expecting (6?) fainting goat (myotonic goat) kids. Unfortunately, our nubian buck got loose in the girls' area and we may have some "droopy-tonics" - A cross between Droopy the goat and the myotonic goats. All the offspring born around the time that he could be the father are going to be DNA tested for paternity. Any droopy-tonics will be for sale dirt cheap; we haven't got a clue what they would be like. The fainting goats are generally very gentle and one of the easiest to keep because they're unable to jump fences. (Although, in discussions with a number of other breeders, we're aware of one pain in the neck male that was sold from farm to farm several years ago; not a friendly guy.) Nubian goats are among the friendliest goats alive, especially if they've been socialized with people from birth. I'd never leave the horns on a nubian. I can stand in the middle of 28 goats with long sharp pointy horns without a worry in the world, that is, except for the worry that the nubian is going to sneak up from behind me and jump on my back or shoulders to get all the attention.
 

yours truly

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mattocs you make me laugh, you really do. im so glad there are people in the world like you...

do it, surprise wifey and get the goat!

or, depending on how big your garden is, you could get a wildebeest. you gotta wear a lion suit every once in a while and chase it, to keep it on his toes though
 

mattocs

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My wifes cousin shows goats. He may lend me one to try out. I really should look into that before I get my own goat. My friend from work would let me borrow his, too.

My other main concern is the punk kids in town might be mean to it.
 

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Originally posted by: mattocs
My wifes cousin shows goats. He may lend me one to try out. I really should look into that before I get my own goat. My friend from work would let me borrow his, too.

My other main concern is the punk kids in town might be mean to it.

Get a shotgun too
 

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I took a dating test one time and it said my personality was a "billy goat". I thought its description was quite accurate also
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: mattocs
I want to get a goat. I have a section of my yard I don't want to cut anymore...so I figured I might as well get a goat.

What are some calm and quiet breeds? Anything I should know?

I live in a small town, and don't want it to be a noisy goat. We don't have zoning here, so having a pet goat should not be a problem. I will make sure of it before I start building a shanty and putting up a fence.

Thanks for any help!

Sweet Electrical Jesus... cut vocal cords? :Q

poor goat :(