Don't go. You won't be a real American anymore when you get back. Within about six month of not watching American TV the brainwashing starts to fail and you begin to see reality. Wjen you get back Americans will look like freak zoo specimines, loonie bin people marching to an invisible beat. Good thing though is that you will be completely abnormal again in just a matter of a month or less when you do come back. It will all just seem like a dream.