anyone ever went to a massage parlor??

[z0mb13]

What to expect?? whats the customs??

 

[ArmenK]

good sucky sucky

 

[Snuffaluffaguss]

looking for a happy ending?

 

[MichaelD]

A real massage parlor, or a "massage parlor" where you get happy ending?

If you try the latter at the former, you'll get the snot kicked out of you by the women there, THEN, they'll call the cops.

 

[z0mb13]

no im asking bout the customs, how much to tip, should I be nekkid or wearing underwear, etc etc

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
A real massage parlor, or a "massage parlor" where you get happy ending?

If you try the latter at the former, you'll get the snot kicked out of you by the women there, THEN, they'll call the cops.

suggestions for both..

I dont know which one Im going to soon, my friend is taking me

 

[Kelvrick]

If it costs around 50, its a regular massage. If it costs 200, its special.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
If it costs around 50, its a regular massage. If it costs 200, its special.

how much is regular massage with a side of sucky sucky??

 

[MichaelD]

Hmm. This friend is a guy, right? Then it's probably a Happy Ending parlor.

You'll go into the room with Miss Sleezey and just let nature take over. She'll understand if you're nervous...let her do the work. That's what she's getting paid for.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Hmm. This friend is a guy, right? Then it's probably a Happy Ending parlor.

You'll go into the room with Miss Sleezey and just let nature take over. She'll understand if you're nervous...let her do the work. That's what she's getting paid for.

LOL

ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk cant wait...