Anyone ever go to the optometrist and...

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tcsenter

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Went to the optometrist, Good Lord she was H-O-T! There oughta be a law or something: Hot women musn't come closer than two inches from your face and dwell there for longer than two minutes else its permissible to kiss them. DAYUM!
 

brainhulk

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Hmmm my gf is an optometrist. I might have to lay the smack down on all her patients
 

tcsenter

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She was kinda flirty, too. She told me my retinas were "beautiful". Seriously!

I know that meant "I want you to slide it in me, slowly". Pretty sure, at least. Maybe. Not outside the realm of possibility.
 
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mizzou

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i have a big fat dentist with chunky sausage fingers (see my old dentist raped my mouth thread), but his assistance are FIIIIINE and have such a gentle touch
 

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My optometrist is a large portly fellow :( But his nurses are hot! (and they spend the most time with you)
 

Jeff7

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Went to the optometrist, Good Lord she was H-O-T! There oughta be a law or something: Hot women musn't come closer than two inches from your face and dwell there for longer than two minutes else its permissible to kiss them. DAYUM!
That just means that it's easier for them to dilate your pupils. :cool:
 
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