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MoPHo

MoPHo

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Ok, now I'm well aware that I'm supposed to be nice to my family and all...but come on, my dad seems to think that walking around the house naked is an ok thing. Granted, if he does it when I'm not home, there's nothing I can do about it. However, when i bring friends over to the house, I have to tell them to wait outside while i go in and make sure he's not in the kitchen. Quite often he's in the kitchen or family room in the nude and when he hears me come in, he BOLTS back to his room (which you can't do unless you pass the hallway our main door is in), Thus making you not only hear a thumping noise of him running, but also a fine shot of a heavy set hairy man naked. Anyone else have this problem or is your father normal?

For the sake of the forums, I'll keep the pics of him (sorry he's clothed in them) private.
 
One of my friends, his parents started to experiment in terms of love making after he went off to college. Now, when he goes home, he finds fetish stuff all over. Some bondage gear, messed up magazines, things like that. I think it's hilarious.
 
Originally posted by: rh71
I'm 99% sure it's his way of telling you to move-the-fug-out.
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I'm a senior in high school...i'll be out in 4 months. He's been doing this since i was in 7th grade...:disgust:
 
Originally posted by: Tinkerhell
my mom does this sometimes
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:Q

Anyway.. depending on who you ask, it's perfectly normal. Some people just don't like clothes.

You'll just have to compensate, which it sounds like you do already.
 
My dad won't even take off his shirt in front of anyone. Hell, he probably feels funny taking off his socks. My family, on the other hand...often I am the only one in the house fully clothed (everyone else stripped down to underwear.) Of course, my kids are pretty young, yet. What's really funny is when someone actually pulls into our driveway. Everyone scatters and gets dressed really fast. Good thing we live way out in the hills and only get company like once every couple weeks!
 
ahhhHHHHHH - teh g0gg13s!!!!! They do nothing!!!!!!!!

I NEVER want to see my parent naked - shudder.
 
My dad wore a dress arounds the house and even walked in the yard wearing a dress.

On a side note, who ever came up with the idea that ending sentences with prepositions is grammatically incorrect was pure evil. Sometimes a sentence just naturally wants to end in a preposition and I have to rethink how to phrase the sentence such that it doesn't end in a preposition. Talk about annoying.
 
Originally posted by: sandmanwake
My dad wore a dress arounds the house and even walked in the yard wearing a dress.

On a side note, who ever came up with the idea that ending sentences with prepositions is grammatically incorrect was pure evil. Sometimes a sentence just naturally wants to end in a preposition and I have to rethink how to phrase the sentence such that it doesn't end in a preposition. Talk about annoying.
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Originally posted by: sandmanwake
My dad wore a dress arounds the house and even walked in the yard wearing a dress.

On a side note, who ever came up with the idea that ending sentences with prepositions is grammatically incorrect was pure evil. Sometimes a sentence just naturally wants to end in a preposition and I have to rethink how to phrase the sentence such that it doesn't end in a preposition. Talk about annoying.
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Like in one of the Beavis and Butthead movies where the guy is trying not to end his sentences with a preposition, and he's like, "There's the trailer, off, in which they were whacking!"


The other day I noticed that in LOTR (the books) Tolkien ended a sentence with a preposition, but I forget where it was.
 
My father tends to walk around his room and the rest of the house in a tight shirt and tighty-whities... my much younger brothers do the same thing... quite gross...
 
I had a friend whos dad did exactly that............., I saw is naked pastey RED Irish body from the front 🙁.

God it was horrible.........
 
My dad likes to sport his tighty-whities after around 7pm or so. When people stop by he'll run upstairs to his room and put on dirty sweat parts, a yellow t-shirt, and shoes that have a pink camoflage pattern on them. Sometimes I wish he'd keep his underwear on, lol.

My fiancee has seen him twice in just his underwear and various friends throughout the years have seen him, lol.

My fiancee's father is really weird about having his shirt off too. I've spent the night at their house dozens and dozens of times and a few times I've caught him early in the morning with his shirt off.... and ONCE he was in his underwear at about 7am (when I was leaving the house for work) and he was typing a report on the computer. I heard weird moaning sounds on the computer, he must listen to Enya or something when he types and he was sitting really funny, like putting his belly over his groin area like he was trying to hide something. Her dad is so funny.

He told me to get the fvck out. It must have been an important report.
 
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Ok, now I'm well aware that I'm supposed to be nice to my family and all...but come on, my dad seems to think that walking around the house naked is an ok thing. Granted, if he does it when I'm not home, there's nothing I can do about it. However, when i bring friends over to the house, I have to tell them to wait outside while i go in and make sure he's not in the kitchen. Quite often he's in the kitchen or family room in the nude and when he hears me come in, he BOLTS back to his room (which you can't do unless you pass the hallway our main door is in), Thus making you not only hear a thumping noise of him running, but also a fine shot of a heavy set hairy man naked. Anyone else have this problem or is your father normal?

For the sake of the forums, I'll keep the pics of him (sorry he's clothed in them) private.
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ROFLMAO.....that's one of the funniest problems i've ever read here.

:beer: for your butt nekkid dad.
 
Originally posted by: Red
My dad likes to sport his tighty-whities after around 7pm or so. When people stop by he'll run upstairs to his room and put on dirty sweat parts, a yellow t-shirt, and shoes that have a pink camoflage pattern on them. Sometimes I wish he'd keep his underwear on, lol.

My fiancee has seen him twice in just his underwear and various friends throughout the years have seen him, lol.

My fiancee's father is really weird about having his shirt off too. I've spent the night at their house dozens and dozens of times and a few times I've caught him early in the morning with his shirt off.... and ONCE he was in his underwear at about 7am (when I was leaving the house for work) and he was typing a report on the computer. I heard weird moaning sounds on the computer, he must listen to Enya or something when he types and he was sitting really funny, like putting his belly over his groin area like he was trying to hide something. Her dad is so funny.

He told me to get the fvck out. It must have been an important report.
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Oh, crap, I don't know what I'd do if I caught my father-in-law jacking off.
 
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