Hahaha, you think Stat is bad! I'm a college student who works as a computer tutor in a general computing lab, who is responsible for helping over 30 people with their work.
I get questions like:
"Wheres this Microshalft Writ, I keep hearing about?"
I say " You mean Microsoft Word?"
"No, I'm pretty sure its Microshalft Writ!"
I say " Ohhh, we don't have that in this lab, check down in room115." (Push her off on one of the other tutors!)
And that is on a daily basis!
Ohhh yah, and I only get $7.75 an hour! I feel disgruntled!
