Anyone else see the sexy fail yesterday during the oscars?

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Jeffg010

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I get the sense that Jolie is a total freak in bed. I bet she is tossing brad salad like a black and decker drill and has a mouth like hoover.
 

bearxor

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I get the sense that Jolie is a total freak in bed. I bet she is tossing brad salad like a black and decker drill and has a mouth like hoover.

I she probably used to be when she was BBT. I'm not so sure now.
 

zokudu

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Anyone else read the title expecting a fail that is sexy instead o a fail at being sexy?
 

The-Noid

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Obligatory.

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Homerboy

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Who is the guy? I figure Jolie has some weight in Hollywood for someone to mess with. It even looks like he is looking in the direction of where she and Brad were sitting.

He was the one that she gave the award to. She was RIGHT BEHIND him when he did this. God bless him. He was openly mocking her to her face. Was quite impressive.

Funny you mention Jolie and "weight"... that's funny.
 

Wreckem

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Who is the guy? I figure Jolie has some weight in Hollywood for someone to mess with. It even looks like he is looking in the direction of where she and Brad were sitting.

She was on stage when the guy(the Dean on Community) did that. She presented for best adapted screenplay. The guy was part of a trio who won for writing the screenplay The Descendants.
 

Homerboy

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She was on stage when the guy(the Dean on Community) did that. She presented for best adapted screenplay. The guy was part of a trio who won for writing the screenplay The Descendants.

OH SHIT! I didn't even make the connection that he is the Dean! AWESOME@!!!!
He stole the whole show. People laughed when he did it too.
Brilliant.
 

Glitchny

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The guy looks like Moby... or is it just me?

Not just you, they make almost that exact comment about him looking like Moby on Community (the show Jim Rash is probably most well known for), he is hysterical. The same group of writers got, I think, the same award from the writers guild a week ago.
 

Dr. Zaus

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Not just you, they make almost that exact comment about him looking like Moby on Community (the show Jim Rash is probably most well known for), he is hysterical. The same group of writers got, I think, the same award from the writers guild a week ago.

Seriously though: community is the best.
 

DougK62

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I don't understand the problem. That's an appropriate pose for that style of dress - many, many have done it before.
 

Stuxnet

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I don't understand the problem. That's an appropriate pose for that style of dress - many, many have done it before.

It just comes off as really pretentious, given the frequency and exaggerated nature of the pose. It's like 'hey, I'm not walking or sitting, so - LEG OUT!'
 

0roo0roo

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I don't understand the problem. That's an appropriate pose for that style of dress - many, many have done it before.

did u watch the video?

most women wearing slit dresses walk and stand normally unless they are posing with a gun for a poster, and she wasn't..
 

RPD

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This. She comes off as much more down to earth, and able to laugh at herself, than Jolie.

Brad is a fool for leaving her for Angelina, I never really got all the love for Jolie.
This I find Jen so much more attractive than this ghost woman.