Anyone else not see anything wrong with interspecies relations?

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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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Dogs will hump anything that moves, regardless of whether the creature is a dog or not, so it's obviously natural to be attracted to other species. I think the current stigma against people who are attracted something besides humans will be gone in the next fifty years. Fifty years ago homosexuality was taboo, now it's become mainstream. Since interspecies relations is just as natural as homosexuality it will eventually gain mainstream acceptance.

tl;dr I want to marry my dog.

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BoomerD

BoomerD

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Let me guess...your step-dad busted you trying to fuck the cat again...:rolleyes:
 
PottedMeat

PottedMeat

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This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ye fuck ONE sheep ..."
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OP is a sheep fucker.
 
dud

dud

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schneiderguy said:
Dogs will hump anything that moves, regardless of whether the creature is a dog or not, so it's obviously natural to be attracted to other species. I think the current stigma against people who are attracted something besides humans will be gone in the next fifty years. Fifty years ago homosexuality was taboo, now it's become mainstream. Since interspecies relations is just as natural as homosexuality it will eventually gain mainstream acceptance.

tl;dr I want to marry my dog.
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Thought you were in love with James May?
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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dud said:
Thought you were in love with James May?
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I believe that schneiderguy is hoping that fucking his dog will get James May to notice him.

This is known as the Hinkley strategy towards love and relationships.
 
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Rastus

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I'm sure some of you guys push the boundary at bar closing time every Friday and Saturday night.
 
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BladeVenom

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Homo sapiens allegedly breed with Neanderthals.

In some cases inter-species relations can produce offspring, so it's superior to homosexuality.
 
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