I parked in a parking spot that is always empty but its reserved for employees that have been here over 20 years i got no less than 4 phone calls telling me i was in the wrong parking spot and that I cant park there :\ all from people higher up than me lol.
My friends dad looks almost exactly like milton i oughta get a pic of him keekleberries
We work in tiny cubicles that are right next to eachother and i am right next to my boss (who sounds so much like Lumbergh its scary) and if he ever wants to 'bring something to my attention' he emails me and lets me know instead of just leaning over and telling me.
I work at a credit union me and my co-workers all three of us hate it when the people on the other side of the wall fax us these close account requests instead of walking bout 10 feet :\ waste of paper f00ls
I get fvcking zapped to hell everytime I touch a doorknob. Swear to god. My old office used to be the rows of cubicles, my new office is small (17 individual offices, no cubes)
yea only time i have to touch a doorknob is if i need to go down some stairs and everytime *zap* got to the point i try to avoid it with my fingers hit it with some kind of material I hate that feeling
Don't know about office space, but I work with one guy who totally looks like Dennis Nedry (Jurassic Park) and another who looks like Woogie (Somthing about Mary).
Since it's winter now every time I pass the metal corners of a cube I get shocked. Then again when I go to grab a a file. The worst though is when I water my single plant and get shocked. How do you get shocked touching a plant? WTF?
My GF used to work at a company that did the same thing as the company in Office Space (banking software), and her boss and co-workers were all the same.
That movie is very true to life.
I'm so depressed at work that I don't care whether it reminds me of anything or not. Just imagine - sitting all day long close to 2 ladies who talk on the phone all the time. And I have to listen to all that crap they say over the phone. Sometimes I think I just might go nuts. Man, I hate them so much I swear I want to set the building on fire and shoot the boss. And rob him, too (since once I kill him, why not solve 2 problems at once) - just an evil joke, of course.
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