Anyone else hate teenagers?

[Mayne]

Surely I can't be the only one here. I woke up today and went to make a bowl of oatmeal like I normally do. Grab a packet from the cupboard and noticed it was already opened. "hmm..thats weird" go grab another packet from the box and its opened too...all the packets were opened and all the dino eggs were taken out of each packet.

Whatever I'll make a bowl of lucky charms...same deal. The whole box was emptied of the marshmallow thingies.

Maybe I just hate my nephew.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I take it this is happening in your own home?

 

[darkewaffle]

Are there people other than teenagers who don't hate teenagers?

 

[fjmeat]

Sounds like some ground rules need to be set.

 

[Mayne]

I just hate the fact I have to hide my dope/cigs and money everytime he shows up at my door.

I don't totally hate the kid but i'm getting there.

 

[Sonikku]

No, teens are fine. But I sure hate old people. They're all over the place in the apartment building. Always forming scooter circles with the strangest and ugliest looking faces always ranting on about the most incoherent and impossible to understand bullshit imaginable. Sometimes I'm in the elevator with one and they just keep staring at me the entire time with a goofy look on their face and one time they were like "Hey young un" constantly poking me in the shirt with their finger making me seriously want to punch them in the face. They might be few in number but they still manage to make the place feel like an old folks home. God I hate old people.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

siphon all his gas

 

[Mayne]

siphon all his gas

he's 14.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I just hate the fact I have to hide my dope/cigs and money everytime he shows up at my door.

I don't totally hate the kid but i'm getting there.

Solution: don't let him in.

NEXT!

 

[wabbitslayer]

I love them, especially the 18-19y.o female versions...

 

[nageov3t]

not as much as I hate little kids/toddlers.

I don't get how they're just so oblivious. I was in the grocery store the other day and this kid was literally bouncing back and forth between the aisles. it took everything in my power not to stop and scream at the kid to stfu and calm down (because obviously, if I rammed my cart into the kid and gave him a concussion, I'd be on the hook even though he was the one recklessly running around all over the place)

happens on the street too. all the time, kids jump out into traffic from between two large cars, causing everyone to have to jam on their breaks (instead of, say, walking 15' down to the traffic light on the corner).

generally don't seem to have these problems with teens, they tend to keep to themselves.

 

[Pocatello]

Some kids are really nice, some are not, just like adults.

 

[Midwayman]

Biggest problem with teens is when they roam in packs out of adult supervision. They get up to some dumb stuff when they get that mob mentality going. Little kids often don't know better. I hate parents. The teens know better and decide to be assholes.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Not as much as I hate mutants, ninjas or turtles.

 

[KeithTalent]

Are there people other than teenagers who don't hate teenagers?

Heh, this. Everyone hates teenagers, though I bet most teenagers even hate other teenagers. :hmm:

KT

 

[CPA]

Hahahaa, my kids would do the same thing. I didn't care, though, because I didn't eat.

Leave a half-bowl of Frosted Flakes in the box, though, and you will suffer my wrath.

 

[alkemyst]

I just hate the fact I have to hide my dope/cigs and money everytime he shows up at my door.

I don't totally hate the kid but i'm getting there.

You should call DCF and talk to them about this issue.

 

[DrPizza]

I'm a high school teacher. The weather just turned really warm. It's a month until the end of the school year.


Absolutely.

 

[Carson Dyle]

You eat Lucky Charms and oatmeal with marshmallows? Maybe your teenager acts like he does because his old man never grew up.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Yes.

 

[Anubis]

dino eggs?

 

[rh71]

I'm a high school teacher. The weather just turned really warm. It's a month until the end of the school year.


Absolutely.

I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there...

 

[shortylickens]

I hate them just as much as other humans.

Ditch the kid. Buy a dog.

 

[NetWareHead]

I love them, especially the 18-19y.o female versions...

Have to agree here

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Even as a teen I hated other teens more than anything else. I used to take great pride in having people online call me a bitter old man that "never had a childhood" (you know, no vandalism, no sexual harassment, etc, boring life), not knowing I was younger than any of them.