Anyone else get this e-mail?

[Monel Funkawitz]

Honest to god, this is a copy verbatim...


Hello,
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist
watch with memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a
(SEPARATE) email to me at:Tomnwrr@aol.com

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Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
(raven89@email.com) on Sunday, November 3, 2002 at 00:00:14
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And I thought I was wierd.

 

[tm37]

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor

I got two of these paypal me $150,000 and I will send you one. please incluse 14.95 for USPS Express w/ delivert confermation.

 

[JC]

aol.com

There ya go.

You've got to be more careful with those feedback forms, Monel!

JC

 

[amnesiac]

Given the amount of oddities I've known you to possess, it wouldn't surprise me if you actually had those things laying around.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Well, the time warping wrist watch I am all out of, but I DO have some Aerogel 1 farad 3v trans capacitors. They are about the size of a M&M. They are made with that frozen smoke schiet NASA came out with awhile ago. (I'm for once being serious. )

I can prolly build the time warping wrist watch, gimme a few min......

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

OK! One space warping time watch WITH digital thermal printing!

$59.95 + shipping. Taking orders now!

Click link to see time watch!

LMFAO! Notice the Digikey catalog in the background.

 

[JC]

Wow, stylish too!

What's the temporal range on that? I need to get a viable T. Rex egg, and reintroduce the species into the 28th century.

JC

 

[Swanny]

LMAO at this whole thread.