Originally posted by: Staley8
Take it from me a real life ninja, follow these steps for shaving comfort:
1. Put hot water on your face, use a washcloth if necessary and heat your face for several minutes.
2. Put a good amount of shaving gel into your hand and rub on face like "wax on wax off" from Karate Kid
3. Let sit for a minute (take this time to wail on guitar or pork a hot babe).
4. Make sure you are using a decent razor and shave WITH the grain (you don't need against unless you area hairy monster or the wolfman).
5. Repeat steps 2 and 3.
6. Repeat step 4 except this time shave your entire face and neck against the grain.
7. wash off face with cold water
8. take a shower (jumping around screaming in the shower is optional)
9. after shower put a small amount of mosturizer on your neck/face (like Neutrogena Razor Defense Face Lotion)
(note: the above also works good for shaving your pubes and then turning invisible and spinkling the pubes on your enemies' light colored clothes to embarass the crap out of them)
peace out homey,
A shaving ninja