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Nah my first name is Jonathan. Which I actually don't mind.
It just invariably gets shortened to Jon. Which is really boring...and not my name.
Now I'm not one of those people that gets really upset when someone calls me Jon or something. But I just really prefer Jonathan, and there are 10 billion Jons in the world...Jon just doesn't feel like me...
My Dad and my Grandma call me Jonathan (I don't think my dad has every shortened it), and I much prefer that to the Jon I get from almost everyone else.
My middle name however, is nice and short, and I don't personally know anyone with that name. So it's a little more unique, and it's pretty hard to shorten it with it being only 3 letters already.