Anyone catch John Leguizamo on Conan last night?

[krunchykrome]

Some of the stories John Leguizamo told regarding co-stars in other movies:

In Executive Decision, Steven Seagul didnt want to die in the movie. He made a big fit about it. The day of the shoot when his character was to die in the movie, he locked himself in his trailer and would not come out.

In Too Wong Foo (that drag movie), John got into a fight with
co-star Patrick Swayzee (<spelling). Apparently, Patrick tried to punch John because Johns kept chaning his lines to f*ck with Patrick.

In another movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, he said Arnold would just say jokes all day long. He said Arnold would say things that people without his accent could not get away with. When Arnold said these things, people thought it was funny. For example, a woman was near the two men and Arnold said "I like your red nail polish, it's pretty. Is it the same color as your *****" The woman laughed and blushed.



Funny stuff.

 

[SuperNaruto]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

In Executive Decision, Steven Seagul didnt want to die in the movie. He made a bit fit about it. The day of the shoot when his character was to die in the movie, he locked himself in his trailer and would not come out.

this one is funny.. seagul has such a big ego...

 

[pontifex]

John Leguizamo is funny. i remember seeing some movie he was in where some guy was hunting him. that was hilarious.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: SuperNaruto

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

In Executive Decision, Steven Seagul didnt want to die in the movie. He made a bit fit about it. The day of the shoot when his character was to die in the movie, he locked himself in his trailer and would not come out.

this one is funny.. seagul has such a big ego...

Segal has relentlessly tactlessly tried to have casting couch sex with auditioning starlets (like Jenny Mcarthy).

Segal talks crap of other fighters without backing his talk up when fighters call him out in response.

......All the while professing to be a holy man. LOL.


I'm glad Segal's career has tanked. It couldn't have happend to a nicer guy.

 

[SuperNaruto]

i remember reading an article where he wont stay above 2nd floor in hotels cuz he thinks that people in helicopters are going to gun him down.. not in movies, in real life..

he's gain so much weight also.. what a turd

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: SuperNaruto
i remember reading an article where he wont stay above 2nd floor in hotels cuz he thinks that people in helicopters are going to gun him down.. not in movies, in real life..

he's gain so much weight also.. what a turd

Hahahaha

 

[batmang]

guys know about the whole chuck norris thing.. wheres the steven seagul bashing?! lol!!!

" Steven Seagul uses a metal wire tooth brush that has a metal handle to brush his teeth because standard tooth brushes melt in his hands. "

 

[Skoobi]

Originally posted by: pontifex
John Leguizamo is funny. i remember seeing some movie he was in where some guy was hunting him. that was hilarious.

The movie you are thinking of is "The Pest" where John plays Pestario "The Pest". Hes being hunted and before the hunt begins, the hunter talks with him and wishes him luck. John responds with "I wish you luck also. Actually, I wish you terrible luck. On second though, I hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods. " Made me roll off my couch when I saw it

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Some of the stories John Leguizamo told regarding co-stars in other movies:

In Executive Decision, Steven Seagul didnt want to die in the movie. He made a big fit about it. The day of the shoot when his character was to die in the movie, he locked himself in his trailer and would not come out.

In Too Wong Foo (that drag movie), John got into a fight with
co-star Patrick Swayzee (<spelling). Apparently, Patrick tried to punch John because Johns kept chaning his lines to f*ck with Patrick.

In another movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, he said Arnold would just say jokes all day long. He said Arnold would say things that people without his accent could not get away with. When Arnold said these things, people thought it was funny. For example, a woman was near the two men and Arnold said "I like your red nail polish, it's pretty. Is it the same color as your *****" The woman laughed and blushed.



Funny stuff.

Ha ha, WTF....never did like Ahnold after hearing he was a perv, but still, that's funnay.

John rocks. I liked him since his days as clown on Spawn.

his stand up routine back in the day was really good.