- Jun 15, 2001
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I was heading off to LSU and my friend Tommy (from Louisiana) was going to be my roomate. So we drove down to Baton Rouge from Shreveport and went to the lobby. We registered for classes and both had our saxophones. We discussed being in band and decided it wasn't a good idea. We got to our room and were setting it up when Steve Matin came up with Courtney Cox and some other girl who I've never seen.
Steve said that we had to go to work on the set of one of his new movies. It turned out that Tommy and I had to be in the movie. So we did our part and were driving home. We looked at a card that the studio gave us. It had ratings on it that included: Current wealth, future wealth ability, and a good/evil rating. My current wealth was $32, my future ability was $32 billion. My rating was -0.3 (evil). I noticed, however, that something was wrong with Steve Martin's entry on the card.
Steve was listed as "Jusivarin Pjterin" (I might have the exact spelling wrong, it was some non-English name). I asked my friend Tommy (we were in the back of the limo, Steve and the girls were in the front), but he didn't know why it said that.
So as we we're driving through Baton Rouge I saw a beam of light hit the sidewalk. It was called the Hiroshima beam. Apparently it happened a lot there, and was a local attraction. I mention that it looked like something from Street Fighter, but Steve assured me that it wasn't, and that I played too many video games.
So we headed for New Orleans to check into a hotel. When we got there we went up to our rooms. The Hotel was impossibly high. 15-20-30,000 feet. I'm not sure. We were in our rooms and left to get something to eat. When we were going back, Courtney and the other girl got into another car. We didn't approve of it, but we couldn't do anything about it.
They sped ahead of us and when we got to the hotel, we learned that the guys in the other car were holding the girls hostage. I busted into the room with the other girl and demanded her release. The guy pulled out a gun. I kicked him in the face and took the gun. He backed up infront of a window. He told me that the "stupid Jew" (the other girl) would die for this. I shot him and he flew through the window and fell to his death.
Steve saved Courtney Cox. I asked him what was up with his name, and he said that he was really Irish and that Steve Martin wasn't his real name. We laughed and I woke up.
Thoughts?
Steve said that we had to go to work on the set of one of his new movies. It turned out that Tommy and I had to be in the movie. So we did our part and were driving home. We looked at a card that the studio gave us. It had ratings on it that included: Current wealth, future wealth ability, and a good/evil rating. My current wealth was $32, my future ability was $32 billion. My rating was -0.3 (evil). I noticed, however, that something was wrong with Steve Martin's entry on the card.
Steve was listed as "Jusivarin Pjterin" (I might have the exact spelling wrong, it was some non-English name). I asked my friend Tommy (we were in the back of the limo, Steve and the girls were in the front), but he didn't know why it said that.
So as we we're driving through Baton Rouge I saw a beam of light hit the sidewalk. It was called the Hiroshima beam. Apparently it happened a lot there, and was a local attraction. I mention that it looked like something from Street Fighter, but Steve assured me that it wasn't, and that I played too many video games.
So we headed for New Orleans to check into a hotel. When we got there we went up to our rooms. The Hotel was impossibly high. 15-20-30,000 feet. I'm not sure. We were in our rooms and left to get something to eat. When we were going back, Courtney and the other girl got into another car. We didn't approve of it, but we couldn't do anything about it.
They sped ahead of us and when we got to the hotel, we learned that the guys in the other car were holding the girls hostage. I busted into the room with the other girl and demanded her release. The guy pulled out a gun. I kicked him in the face and took the gun. He backed up infront of a window. He told me that the "stupid Jew" (the other girl) would die for this. I shot him and he flew through the window and fell to his death.
Steve saved Courtney Cox. I asked him what was up with his name, and he said that he was really Irish and that Steve Martin wasn't his real name. We laughed and I woke up.
Thoughts?
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