Anyone buy a little girl recently?

[WinkOsmosis]

I'm looking for a little girl, around 8 years old. Need someone to clean my apartment, wash clothes, carry my books, etc etc. They all look the same to me and I don't know which one to get. Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

 

[TheAudit]

Adopt a 17 year old.

 

[freebee]

I dont get it.

 

[DannyBoy]

That is so fucking wrong :|

edit: its a piss take of the little girls bike thread

 

[QueHuong]

Parody threads are rarely ever truely funny. This one is no exception.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'm looking for a little girl, around 8 years old. Need someone to clean my apartment, wash clothes, carry my books, etc etc. They all look the same to me and I don't know which one to get. Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

yeah im sure you need her to clean and stuff..

 

[BigKev]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'm looking for a little girl, around 8 years old. Need someone to clean my apartment, wash clothes, carry my books, etc etc. They all look the same to me and I don't know which one to get. Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

Michael Jackson is that you??

 

[Howard]

Hey, at least he isn't a molester. Yet.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: ISO

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'm looking for a little girl, around 8 years old. Need someone to clean my apartment, wash clothes, carry my books, etc etc. They all look the same to me and I don't know which one to get. Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

Michael Jackson is that you??

dun dun da dun da dun dun, da da dun dun, da da dun dun.... Smooth Criminal :music:

 

[LongCoolMother]

adopt aimster

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

make sure shes got NOS and a really big wing on the back.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: ISO

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'm looking for a little girl, around 8 years old. Need someone to clean my apartment, wash clothes, carry my books, etc etc. They all look the same to me and I don't know which one to get. Also, how do you tell if the little girl is going to grow up into an attractive teen?

Michael Jackson is that you??

It's a girl! not a little boy.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Learn from the best, noob

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: MindStorm
Parody threads are rarely ever truely funny. This one is no exception.

Indeed.
This may be the lamest I've ever seen.

 

[BurnItDwn]

There was a HD posted to FW last week.

 

[dafatha00]

 

[iwearnosox]

I've got one in my trunk, complete with girl scout outfit. What will you give me for her?

 

[Lager]

Hi Michael.

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
I've got one in my trunk, complete with girl scout outfit. What will you give me for her?

You kidnapped the one I was eyeing!