B-B-B-B-BOOOOOYAAAAAHHHHH GRANDMA!
There was this one guy who called in:
Guy: Hey Jim, I gotta get your advice on this one stock. It's <whatever>. They're a little company in Washington, I've been researching them for 7 years now, I like their company, I like what they're doing, and I want to buy.
Cramer: You just wasted 7 years of your life. I would definitely not buy that stock. They're stagnant, unimaginative, and their CEO is holding them back and in it for the long haul.
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