Anybody up for writing a poem?

[Via]

Lay down a verse, or something.

Otherwise I might have to myself.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

You mean a pome?

 

[Via]

Susie is in the kitchen, and she's not coming out any time soon.

 

[Via]

Ok, I'll begin.


Like a blade

dull,

and sharp,

and

 

[Via]

Ok, I'll begin.


Like a blade

dull, and sharp,

and

something......

 

[Via]

a blade

dull, yet

sharp, as the wind


it carries and cuts me twice

and holds me

 

[Via]

So beautiful

and yet, in vain
so much,
to see me to the end

 

[Via]

Time

a blade
dull, yet

sharp, as the wind

it carries and cuts me twice
and holds me

so beautiful
and yet, in vain

a fiend,
that sees me to the end

 

[CZroe]

A certain someone is always interested but he only bestows the honor for a select few of us.

 

[mmntech]

There once was a man named Enis
Who had a very large penis...

 

[brianmanahan]

poor via, what a simple boy!
he wants to share a pome.
but emo pomes are hard to enjoy
so everyone goes home.

 

[IronWing]

Simple Gifts

It's a gift to be womyn
It's a gift to be gay
It's a gift to taste each other
Like a dog eats Yoplait

That's as far as I got before my wife hit me.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Roses are red... and you touch yourself at night.