Originally posted by: jewno
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
oh another time I was home from college and my bedroom at this time had 2 twin size beds in it...well my father comes in to wake me up and one of the beds has its mattress flipped off of it and i am asleep in the other...he woke me up and asked why the mattress was off the bed and i told him i had no clue
but it was obviously me because i got in around 3am the night before and it was fine then
any more stories?
I once walked into my roommates room while he and his g/f were sleeping and tried to take a piss in the corner...then they started making fun of me and i cursed them and kinda woke up (i wasnt really close to pissing...i unzipped my pants then kinda woke up and realized where i was)
another time my g/f at the time found me at the front door of her apartment at liek 4am and asked where i was going...again i think i got mad and went back to sleep...same g/f once saw me leaning over the end of the bed and asked what i was doing and i told her i dropped something important off the cliff and was looking to see if i could find it
these all like i said were over a span of 7 years so its not like i do it very often, and these are just about all the ones i remember
oh this one isnt sleepwalking, but is the best of them
it was like 4am and my g/f was awake studying, well i guess my eyes were opening since i heard something, but i wasnt really awake, so she came at me to give me a hug, well in my dream state i got scared sh&tless and did this amazing kick my legs so all my weight is on my back and the turn and roll/ push forward while kicking my legs out, landing the square in my g/fs chest right above her boobs sending her flying backwards...there is no way in hell i could ever do that while awake