Anybody have LUNG CHEESE???

ppaik

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I was just wondering if anyone besides me and my group of friends experienced lung cheese.

Lung cheese looks like a little piece of NERD candy that comes from your throat. When smushed it smells worse than a dog's @ss!!! Yet we always have to crush our own and smell for whatever reason we humans need to do it for. Anyhow I was wondering if any of you have experienced it and if anyone actually really knows what the hell it is. It looks exactly like a NERD candy but smells like......omg.......its worse than ass no joke!!! Well lmk if you guys know what it is or if you too have experienced it.
 

unxpurg8d

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I thought the original title topic was bad...THEN I got to actually reading your post. All I can say is: "you kids do some STRANGE things for amusement". :Q

1. I have NO idea how a dog's rear end smells, and don't anticipate a need to know in the near future that would cause me to go investigate.

2. If something as repulsive as what you're describing DID come out of my body I'd be busy regurgitating and have no real urge to squash the other icky thing while doing so.

3. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.




:p
 

guyver01

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ppaik.. if you took the time to examine it so you could describe it's look and smell.. i only have one thing to say... YOU NEED A LIFE!!! ;)

Seriously tho... how do you know what a dog's ass smells like? ;) To each their own i guess..

 

Missus

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Geez...

:disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

I don't know which is worse what you described as lung cheeseor the fact that you have admitted that you know what a dog's @ss smells like...

Ugh...
 

Yo Ma Ma

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I think that is more accurately "tonsil cheese", from what I've read. Mine are removed so I can't verify.
 

ppaik

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This is not the same as that tonsil cheese I don't think......its weird......I bet most of you will experience it after reading this thread........it first feels like a piece of popcorn shell stuck in the back of your throat, trying to clear your throat will do nothing for ya. you have to move your tongue in a weird way and out comes a little NERD. I never had a pain in my throat when these lil things come out......but maybe it is tonsil cheese.....anyone know if tonsil cheese looks exactly like a NERD candy?
 

bobtist

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I'm sorry, I know this is an actual serious thread, but I can't help but crack up:).

The terminology is just too much....

:)ROFL
 

Balt

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Yes, I know what you are talking about. It is not pleasant.

I was on antibiotics, but they didn't clean up the infection (must be viral I guess). I haven't been back to the doctor because I don't have time to get my tonsils taken out.

BTW, my throat isn't sore either, but when I get sick it's more prone to have symptoms.
 

lawnchair

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I was just wondering if anyone besides me and my group of friends experienced lung cheese.

Lung cheese looks like a little piece of NERD candy that comes from your throat. When smushed it smells worse than a dog's @ss!!! Yet we always have to crush our own and smell for whatever reason we humans need to do it for. Anyhow I was wondering if any of you have experienced it and if anyone actually really knows what the hell it is. It looks exactly like a NERD candy but smells like......omg.......its worse than ass no joke!!! Well lmk if you guys know what it is or if you too have experienced it.
i know exactly what you're talking about and i made an account to let you and others know. the correct diagnosis for this is called "tonsil stones" and it happens when food particles and bacteria slowly collect in your tonsils and form into a small pebble-shaped "nerd" as you like to call it. seeing as they are made purely of old food, that would explain the smell. this is also a main cause of bad breath. if you do a quick google search, i'm sure you'll find exactly what you're thinking of. have a good rest of your day. as well, to most people replying to this thread, nobody is immune to tonsil stones, and you should try to be more self conscious.
 
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IronWing

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Welcome to the forum! You are now the designated go to poster for answering any questions we might have about disgusting bodily solids. :)