Anybody have experience with Lifewave Icewave Spray?

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weirdichi

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My parents seem to fall for every new miracle cure that comes out, whether it's seeing it on an infomercial or Dr. Oz/Oprah. However, if it works for them, then it works for them. I personally think it's a fancy term for a placebo.

Just wondering if anybody's had any experience with it, whether it's personal or friend of a friend. I'd like to know a bit more before plunking down $40 for a 3oz spray bottle of this stuff.

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Jeff7

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LifeWave Plus products are formulated based on the principles of Homeopathy.


Let's see...


Vibrant energy throughout the day without stimulants
Pain relief within minutes
Natural improvements in the quality and length of sleep
Detoxification
Anti-aging
Appetite control
Stress reduction
Supports the immune system
LifeWave patches are an advanced form of homeopathy.
The patches contain organic crystals, that when stimulated by body heat, reflect low levels of light in the infrared and visible band. When placed on the body, the patches stimulate nerves and points on the skin to produce health benefits not obtainable with any other product on the market today.
Homeopathy, so it's a scam and a placebo.




The patches contain a patented blend including amino acids, water, stabilized oxygen, and natural organic compounds. None of the materials in the patch enter the body.
As opposed to that horrid "nonstabilized" oxygen you'll find everywhere else.




And of course they have something for cellphones.
The First Real Solution for Reducing Your Exposure to Cell Phone Radiation Up to 98%*!
When we go out in the sun, a frequency of light causes our body to make Vitamin D. Another frequency of light (UV) will cause our body to make melanin, the chemical that gives us a suntan.
Ummm........




Lulz.
LifeWave IceWave patches are designed to increase the flow of energy where they are placed. Our bodies are electrical in nature and energy flow can easily be measured by various scientific instruments. Placing the LifeWave IceWave patches over the area of pain increases the flow of energy and thereby reducing inflammation and pain very quickly.
Oh joy, that mystical magical "energy flow." :D
 
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phreaqe

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Haha that sounds like those wristbands they try to sell you fairs and crap. Its all about the energy man.
 

Kadarin

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Based on what Jeff7 said, I think you should totally spend the $40. In fact, buy three of them.
 

CrackRabbit

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Based on what Jeff7 said, I think you should totally Paypal me the $40. In fact, send three times that amount.

FTFY.

I'm more likely to tell you; "Thanks for the cash, sucker!", than the people selling that junk ever will.
 
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