Anybody have any jokes about the election ???

[jacobnero6918]

I have a few but there dirty, not sure if I can post them here.

 

[thebestMAX]

The election itself is the biggest joke there is.

 

[Buddha Bart]

here's a great joke pertaining to it.

"The two party system"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<cry>
<vomit>

bart

 

[DaveJ]

How many Floridans does it take to screw in a light bulb?




















5... no, wait, 6... no, 3... damn... gotta recount again...

Yeah, it's lame, but hey...

Dave

 

[NicColt]

What do Palm Beach County Florida women do for birth control???

They shave a pointed-down arrow in their pubic hair...

 

[Farbio]

actually, my friends and i thought of a great one the other nite. everyone know the snicker's commercial w/ gore and bush? well its a variant on that

<shot of bush sitting in his mansion.....>
<shot of gore sitting in his election hq.....>
<shot of old lady sitting in a pair of bermuda shorts and flower shirt counting ballots> '.....86...87....88....89'
<guy puts head through door...> 'hey agnis, how're you doing'
<in shaky voice> 'just fine sonny'
<returns to counting ballots......>
<look of frustration and confusion on face......>
<shake head in frustration and put all ballots back in one pile....>
'1.....2......3.....4......'

<shot back to bush, then gore>

<key snickers jingle> 'not goin anywhere for awhile?'

 

[purplehayes]

LOL @ Farbio

PH

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Wanna know how to fix the whole Florida voting ballot problem next time?

Make them look like a Bingo ticket.

 

[Viper GTS]

You mean like:

Gore's gonna win!

Viper GTS

 

[IBhacknU]

<< Make them look like a Bingo ticket >>

Monel, that's so crazy it might just work!

 

[thebestMAX]

<<What do Palm Beach County Florida women do for birth control???

They shave a pointed-down arrow in their pubic hair...>>

They are mostly so old that they dont have any hair down there. Does that turn you on?
UHH, not that Ive ever checked, of course.