Anybody got any bright ideas about how to create eating utensils?

J3anyus

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So my co-workers had a bunch of food left over from lunch, and they offered it to me. Gladly, I accepted, because hey, free food. The problem: I severely lack eating utensils. It's some leftover fried rice from a Chinese place, and I don't have anything to eat it with. I was thinking of just folding up a piece of paper and using it as a spoon, but I figured I'd come here to figure out your guys' bright ideas. Gimme some hints.

J3
 

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Rip the metal cover off of a floppy disk. Bend it to look like a spoon. Take a pencil and tape it to one edge of it for a handle.
 

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Rip the metal cover off of a floppy disk. Bend it to look like a spoon. Take a pencil and tape it to one edge of it for a handle.
You are the winner.
 

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Originally posted by: J3anyus
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Rip the metal cover off of a floppy disk. Bend it to look like a spoon. Take a pencil and tape it to one edge of it for a handle.
You are the winner.
nope...the mambulancer driver will be ...;) EMT here we roll ...how you got so much blood everywhere? ...
:p

 

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Use your fingers. Wash them first.
ya, who knows where they have been!

vi_edit: How did you come up with that so fast? You need silverware? :p
 

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Ummm... I got it. Find the hottest girl in your workplace and have her feed it to you (off of her :Q).
 

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A second one - take two of those thin plates that cover expansion slots on the back of a PC and tape them together so they are two abreast.

:)
 

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vi_edit: How did you come up with that so fast? You need silverware?
10 years of boy scouts. Resourcefulness is a necessity!
 

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Oh! Another one. Got any AOL cd's laying around? You could snap that into quarters and use one of the wedges and use the rounded edge of it as a makeshift spoon.
 

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
A second one - take two of those thin plates that cover expansion slots on the back of a PC and tape them together so they are two abreast.

:)
/me has those..;)
 

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Oh! Another one. Got any AOL cd's laying around? You could snap that into quarters and use one of the wedges and use the rounded edge of it as a makeshift spoon.
Then you contaminate it with AOL'ness. And that is catching I hear.

You were in scouts? What rank did you end up at? 10 years is a long time. Ya make Eagle? I still remember helping to push the scoutmasters vehicle out of the mud one year. We got like 8 vehicles stuck in the mud that was supposed to be our campground.
 

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Eagle? No. I should have, but women and sports took precedence when I hit 16. I think I dropped out of the scouts when I was Life. That's one step down from eagle right?
 

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