Anybody get laid today?

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Cuz I did

Even with your piss poor trig skills? 😉

rgr

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: Darilus

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Cuz I did

you're an egg?

hey how about you go learn what the word means

Hey how about you go learn what the word sarcasm means.

Thank you for my new-found perspective on the English language.

Learn a new word.

Main Entry: stfu
Pronunciation: st uh foo
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English shutit, from or akin to Old Norse stayfew to not speak much; akin to Old High German SHFUCKWEISEN to shut the fvck up
1 : to shut the fvck up
2 : to stop speaking
3 : to stop posting lame threads.

diaf

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: Darilus

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Cuz I did

you're an egg?

hey how about you go learn what the word means

Hey how about you go learn what the word sarcasm means.

Thank you for my new-found perspective on the English language.

Learn a new word.

Main Entry: stfu
Pronunciation: st uh foo
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English shutit, from or akin to Old Norse stayfew to not speak much; akin to Old High German SHFUCKWEISEN to shut the fvck up
1 : to shut the fvck up
2 : to stop speaking
3 : to stop posting lame threads.

:thumbsup:

 

[wiredspider]

no

 

[zakee00]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Cuz I did

you're an egg?

hey how about you go learn what the word means

it's was a joke you tool

and this thread needs more

COWBELL!!!

:laugh: snl+will ferril=teh funny

 

[Pciber]

I layed down in bed today, fell asleep... does that count as getting laid? 😱

 

[Zorba]

Originally posted by: supafly
No. The girlfriend is on her period.

That just makes it taste better 😉

 

[zakee00]

Originally posted by: Zorba

Originally posted by: supafly
No. The girlfriend is on her period.

That just makes it taste better 😉

😕
:disgust:

 

[Sentinel]

...

 

[Mr. Lennon]

no... girlfriend said she "wasnt in the mood." :|

 

[Hyperblaze]

no

 

[yobarman]

Yes! It was awesome too.

I wish i got some dome though. 🙁

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: supafly
No. The girlfriend is on her period.

When the river is running, take the dirt path. 😀

 

[Brutuskend]

No.

But I didn't get kicked in the balls either.

IMO anyday you don't get kicked in the balls is a GOOD DAY!

 

[acemcmac]

lol, I wore her out :sun:...

she's passed out, I'll be joining her soon :thumbsup:

most amazing v-day ever

 

[benliong]

Originally posted by: UsandThem
Here is the pic of his date the OP sent to me.

Eye candy

This is the first time I thank my slow internet access. I saw "uglypeople.com" in status bar and was actually able to stop it from loading.

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
nope.
boyfriend wrenched his back out working on my jeep. he did offer to sit, if i wanted to spin, but i sent him to bed with a heating pad and some asprin. I at the puter, with a bottle of wine, hanging out with you guys.

🙂

hey, my ph. number is 911 - 464 - 3321, im not busy.

chances are I am old enough to be your mom...

and i adore him, so there is no one else for me.

but thank you, i a flattered.

:wine:

And you know what that means. People, crank up your skype and call away. 😉

 

[tyim]