Anybody ever tried smoked nads?

Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
H

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
I've been smoking veggies and chicken all day and was thinking about running down to the meat market and getting some rocky moountain oysters to throw in just for fun.

Has anybody eaten smoked testicles? Were they good? What kind of spices should I use on them?

While I'm there I'm thinking about getting a section of pecker. I hear it tastes like chicken. Anybody tried that?
 
E

Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
50,419
8
81
:Q

There are some Fear Factor contestants that know. Perhaps you can get in touch with them.
 
H

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ElFenix
get some spotted dick while you're at it
Click to expand...



What's spotted dick? Does it go by any other name? Is it good?
Click to expand...


I think I heard someone call it syphilis once. It's alright.
Click to expand...


Thanks. In that case I can probably get some from my local shanker mechanic.

 
shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
76
Eating the balls is figurative, man. Back away from the fvckin smoker, it's workin on your mind.
 
H

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ElFenix
get some spotted dick while you're at it
Click to expand...



What's spotted dick? Does it go by any other name? Is it good?
Click to expand...

It's a British thing.
Click to expand...


That looks like something I saw in the toilet bowl after taking a dump last week. Do you really eat that stuff? :shocked:


Can you explain it without getting banned?
Click to expand...

Enjoy!
Click to expand...


That looks like something I saw in the toilet after letting go a good one. Do you really eat that stuff?

 
moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
12
56
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ElFenix
get some spotted dick while you're at it
Click to expand...



What's spotted dick? Does it go by any other name? Is it good?
Click to expand...

It's a British thing.
Click to expand...


That looks like something I saw in the toilet bowl after taking a dump last week. Do you really eat that stuff? :shocked:


Can you explain it without getting banned?
Click to expand...

Enjoy!
Click to expand...
Click to expand...
it's english pudding, and we all know that if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

 
9

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
14,374
1
0
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been smoking veggies and chicken all day and was thinking about running down to the meat market and getting some rocky moountain oysters to throw in just for fun.

Has anybody eaten smoked testicles? Were they good? What kind of spices should I use on them?

While I'm there I'm thinking about getting a section of pecker. I hear it tastes like chicken. Anybody tried that?
Click to expand...


That would be awesome if you smoked some c0ck.
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
12
56
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been smoking veggies and chicken all day and was thinking about running down to the meat market and getting some rocky moountain oysters to throw in just for fun.

Has anybody eaten smoked testicles? Were they good? What kind of spices should I use on them?

While I'm there I'm thinking about getting a section of pecker. I hear it tastes like chicken. Anybody tried that?
Click to expand...


That would be awesome if you smoked some c0ck.
Click to expand...
you wanna roll it and smoke it? :shocked:

 
H

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been smoking veggies and chicken all day and was thinking about running down to the meat market and getting some rocky moountain oysters to throw in just for fun.

Has anybody eaten smoked testicles? Were they good? What kind of spices should I use on them?

While I'm there I'm thinking about getting a section of pecker. I hear it tastes like chicken. Anybody tried that?
Click to expand...


That would be awesome if you smoked some c0ck.
Click to expand...



Maybe you should PM rbloedow, I think he is more your type.
 
K

Kobota

Senior member
Aug 5, 2003
529
11
81
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been smoking veggies and chicken all day and was thinking about running down to the meat market and getting some rocky moountain oysters to throw in just for fun.

Has anybody eaten smoked testicles? Were they good? What kind of spices should I use on them?

While I'm there I'm thinking about getting a section of pecker. I hear it tastes like chicken. Anybody tried that?
Click to expand...

a town close to me has a testicle festival every year where there is pig testicles fixed in all different ways. They sell shirts that say "Come to the Tiro testicle Festival, you'll have a ball."
 
9

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
14,374
1
0
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Maybe you should PM rbloedow, I think he is more your type.
Click to expand...

Hey, I'm not the one who has a craving for smoked testicles in my mouth.
 
H

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Maybe you should PM rbloedow, I think he is more your type.
Click to expand...

Hey, I'm not the one who has a craving for smoked testicles in my mouth.
Click to expand...



Rocky Mountain Oysters are a delicasy. Go back to your playpen.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom