Oh...you didn't say it was personal emergency. Dang!
You need 2 minutes with a jigsaw. Cut a hole in the desk. 120mm-140mm - measure before or after cutting. Not during tho.
Mount a decent fan on the underside of the newly breathing desk vent - fan blowing up into the hole. A ball-bearing fan would be best - a GT or Vadar. Caution: the color choice will be crucial.
Get a pretty, but cheap flower vase. Preferably one larger than the diameter of the freshly cut hole in the desk. I know, more time-wasting measurements.
Cut the bottom out of the vase. This is why you selected a cheap plastic vase, but a good looking one. That is key.
Place the now bottomless vase over the desk 'vent' - secure using duct tape or gravity. Gravity is prolly the better aesthetic choice.
Place some low airflow restriction unnatural (or natural if you want to keep doing this every frikkin' day - also need an inner water container for the natural ones) flowers in the vase (did I mention the step about a grille over the fan? No matter.) What/where do you get low airflow restriction flowers?
That's a question for your local craft shop airflow expert. I know, there's no time for that. So, go with some thin stemmed mock tulips or other low drag petal shape. Arrange in a unique artistic layout that displays your sensitive artistic side.
Voila...in less than 15 minutes you've untrapped the hot, trapped under-desk air, created a functional vent stack that is a work of floral art. A visual testament that not only are you an innovative DIYer, but that you appreciate above all beauty in its many forms.
TIP: Do not let her touch or sniff the fake flowers. This could jeopardize the goal of the entire endeavour.
Cook her a gourmet meal. This is another key. Not good with the gourmet cooking. Watch some episodes of Hell's Kitchen - don't do what they do, just do what Gordon does - esp. with the sauces. Leave out the colorful language.
Voila! Mission accomplished.
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