Close inspection revealed a small corpse with a spring around its neck, lying on its side. Not many people have murdered a cuckoo-clock bird, but I had done it. I could see Christmas morning: "Here, dear, a cuckoo clock. For you. The bird is dead."
lol :laugh: I've had the book for a long time; I came across it when I was looking for something else, so I decided to go through it again last night. I need to find the other books this guy has written. What was your favorite story?
I think I ought to post the Citizenship and Crayola Bomb stories over in P&N
Nate
