Anybody been to IBIZA?

gigapet

Lifer
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ok if you have been....

I need to know some things...

costs -

how much did you pay for your flight and hotel

How much for partying

How much for food

Do I need to plan activities or is there just plenty of crap going on I can just figure it out as I go?

Transportation on the island? what? how much?

ummm other input welcome.

 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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Yep. Spent three days there in summer 2002.

Useful web site.

I was traveling through Europe on a Eurail pass, so I just used that to get to Barcelona. I took a (Trasmediterranea) ferry from there to Ibiza, and if I remember correctly, that cost around 250 ? round-trip. You leave Barcelona around 10:00 PM in the evening and arrive at Ibiza Town around 7:00 AM the next morning.

I stayed at a hostel somewhere in Ibiza town, either a one- or two-star. Check out La Marina Hostel or Vara de Rey Hostel as starting points. Depending on which time of year you go, expect to pay somewhere between 25 and 40 ? per night. The island is packed with small hotels so I am sure you could find cheaper accommodations once you got there. Families often rent out rooms to tourists for far less but you have to search them out. The advantage to the two I mention is that they are in-town and centrally located to a lot of stuff. (Of course, MUCH MORE expensive and luxurious accomodations are available if you are so inclinded.)

When I was there, I primarily used a taxi to get around, but there are buses and moped rentals. But I would stick to public transportation if you plan on staying out to get drunk. I spent an average of 15 ? per cab ride. The island is not that huge, so the cab rides can't be too long. Getting to the beaches is most practical by bus. For clubs, I'd used a taxi.

Ibiza has seven main clubs where the clubbers tend to congregate. The entrance fee tends to be 45-50 ? (at the door) per club and once you're in, you can only leave and come back once. You can get that entree fee down to 30-35 ? depending on where you buy tickets on the street. Once you're in, expect to PAY OUT THE ASS, especially for drinks: 7 ? for a small bottle of water, 10 ? for a beer, 15 ? for a small alcoholic drink.

Use the Party Calendar to find the DJ or DJs you HAVE to hear and go see them at the big clubs. Otherwise, you can have just as much fun walking into a much cozier, small city or beach club. Believe me when I say that THERE ARE TURNTABLES EVERYWHERE with music being CONSTANTLY spun!

I found food in general to be on the expensive side with cheap meals costing around 5 ? for the bare minimum. Remember, Ibiza is an exotic tourist trap. Costs can be cut a little by sticking to super markets. In fact, when I left club Space for my one-allowed departure, I went and loaded up on the most potent alcohol I could find, and that was a FAR cheaper solution than buying in the club.

In terms of planning activities, other then researching the DJs and going to hear them, don't plan on anything specific.

Now, here is my very abbreviated Ibiza story:

7:00 AM, Sunday: Arrive on ferry
8:30 AM, Sunday: Check into hostel
10:00 AM, Sunday: Arrive at Club Space
4:00 AM, Monday Morning: Depart Club Space
11:00 AM, Monday Morning: Arrive at beach with lots of HAWT TOPLESS WOMEN
11:00 PM, Monday Night: Arrive at Club Privilege
7:00 AM, Tuesday Morning: Depart Club Privilege
Tuesday Afternoon: Mess around Ibiza Town
Tuesday Evening: Depart via Ferry to Barcelona.

There is a reason I went to Space and Privilege on those particular nights as each major club has its own main club night, one for each night of the week. Again, use the web site info I have provided to research when and where things are going on. (Each club is open throughout the week, but each has only one major party night per week.)

Club Space was just nutz. Everyone dressed in something whacky, going totally crazy, representing the extreme diversity of personalities there. I heard Sasha spin live that night. Lots of drugs and "X" floating around.

Club Privilege is the largest club on the planet. Think of that biosphere in Arizona turned into a club. Just this giant glass thing with swimming pools and stuff. The DJ, some no-name but excellent, was suspended over the pools and the main dance floor would expand over the water as the club got more crowded. Eventually, a trapeze started, so as you danced, you had half-naked women twirling fire above you. Truly the most amazing night of clubbing in my life. That night was called Manumission.

As you can see from my schedule above, there was little time for sleep. In fact, most people I met there hadn't slept for 3 or 4 days straight. The island is literally a non-stop party from the exotic, warm beaches during the day to the clubs at night, ALL NIGHT! Or you can skip the beaches and club 24/7, but the beaches, with those hawt topless women and the warm, crystal-clear blue water, are quite nice!

PM me with any more questions!

Edit: BTW, you WILL feel weird at some of those clubs. Even as a geek who loves ATOT, you will appear to be TOO normal in the presence of some of the nut jobs at those clubs. Also, expect to feel outclassed as there are MANY rich and beautiful people who vacation there.
 

Looney

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I friend of mine, a girl, hooked up with a local lesbian in her trip to Ibiza (and didn't come home, she moved in with the local).
 

GTaudiophile

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Originally posted by: gigapet
AWESOME POST MAN! Thanks ALOT!

NP!

I hope I conveyed the fact that the weekend I spent there was the best weekend of my life thus far.

If I could do it all over again, I would go for two weeks. I would club for 2 or 3 nights and spend the rest of the first week exploring the beaches. I'd spend the second week on the neighboring island of Mallorca. Both are paradise, but Mallorca is more family-oriented whereas Ibiza is widely known as the Party Capitol of Europe. And from what I've seen, it is indeed.

I will go back someday, but for now will stick to the far cheaper and more relaxed Greek islands like Naxos, Sifnos, and Santorini, where I will once again be this summer. Plus, those islands have a better balance of beach and night life.
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: gigapet
how hard is it to get laid by one of these hawties you see everywhere??

If you anyway resemble your avatar your chances of getting boinked by a hottie are slim to none... and slim left town.

 

GTaudiophile

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Originally posted by: gigapet
how hard is it to get laid by one of these hawties you see everywhere??

If you go around asking, you won't get anything. But if you're cool about it, no problem at all. Even I had women all over me, touching me...but they were high on X...
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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Originally posted by: tranceport
Man.. I feel anxiety just reading this thread...

It should. I apologize to those crying out there, dying to go, because the experience is at least TEN TIMES better than anything I can put into words. I consider myself lucky to have been able to go when I did.

Be aware, a vacation on Ibiza (or anywhere) is not for the poor, the debt-ridden, or those who can't control themselves on a tight budget.

I think I went through $10K living on Naxos for two months during the summer of 2003.
 

gigapet

Lifer
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: gigapet
how hard is it to get laid by one of these hawties you see everywhere??

If you go around asking, you won't get anything. But if you're cool about it, no problem at all. Even I had women all over me, touching me...but they were high on X...

Como se dice "give me some poon" en espanol?

lol.

anyways good info i appreciate it.
 

MaxDSP

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Excellent post GTaudiophile....my friends and want to head out to Europe somewhere in a year or two, but itd probably be a toss up between Amsterdam and Ibiza. Nothing definite yet
 

Rudee

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Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Excellent post GTaudiophile....my friends and want to head out to Europe somewhere in a year or two, but itd probably be a toss up between Amsterdam and Ibiza. Nothing definite yet

Ibiza = Mediterranean, warmth, Spanish flare, blue water, lots of pot (illegal), etc.

Amsterdam = Red-Light district, bicycles, lots of pot (legal), green grass, etc.

Ibiza is the hands-down winner, though harder to get to.
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.

Nah, it's more "adult" than that...but yes, still wild and crazy and only for the young or young-at-heart!
 

gigapet

Lifer
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Rudee
Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.

Nah, it's more "adult" than that...but yes, still wild and crazy and only for the young or young-at-heart!

you mentioned some hardcore clubbers dress rediculously....should I understand this as there being a lax dress code for these clubs? Like if i am just going to dance and not to show off I can rock whatever I want?
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Rudee
Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.

Nah, it's more "adult" than that...but yes, still wild and crazy and only for the young or young-at-heart!

you mentioned some hardcore clubbers dress rediculously....should I understand this as there being a lax dress code for these clubs? Like if i am just going to dance and not to show off I can rock whatever I want?

Just wear what ever you want! You can wear anything short of being completely naked, from just a bathing suit to a tuxedo. I wore slacks and a "clubby" shirt, one that was pressed and kinda nice, nothing too formal. Something I could "move" in.
 

gigapet

Lifer
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Rudee
Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.

Nah, it's more "adult" than that...but yes, still wild and crazy and only for the young or young-at-heart!

you mentioned some hardcore clubbers dress rediculously....should I understand this as there being a lax dress code for these clubs? Like if i am just going to dance and not to show off I can rock whatever I want?

Just wear what ever you want! You can wear anything short of being completely naked, from just a bathing suit to a tuxedo. I wore slacks and a "clubby" shirt, one that was pressed and kinda nice, nothing too formal. Something I could "move" in.


Sounds like heaven.
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Rudee
Sounds like Cancun.. a bunch of kiddies who can't handle alcohol running around acting like idiots. I'm too old for that crap.

Nah, it's more "adult" than that...but yes, still wild and crazy and only for the young or young-at-heart!

you mentioned some hardcore clubbers dress rediculously....should I understand this as there being a lax dress code for these clubs? Like if i am just going to dance and not to show off I can rock whatever I want?

Just wear what ever you want! You can wear anything short of being completely naked, from just a bathing suit to a tuxedo. I wore slacks and a "clubby" shirt, one that was pressed and kinda nice, nothing too formal. Something I could "move" in.


Sounds like heaven.

Space, like I said, was simply nutz. Space is located near some beaches and the airport, so people would walk in, dressed in their bikinnis for example.

Privilege was much more normal but still insane!