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Duddy

Duddy

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<rant>

So, I downloaded Yahoo Messenger just to browse the chat rooms thinking, "It MUST be better now!"

See, about 3 years ago I went on a general chat and all I saw were people wanting to have cyber sex (which I don't understand).



Well, now that I have tried it again, I realized that people still do it AND they are even more retarded.


</rant>
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

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Or if you're Staples:

"I put on my roman wizard hat, bitch!"

Good times.
 
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xeemzor

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I blame instant messaging for bringing down the collective IQ of America by at least 20 points.
 
Duddy

Duddy

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Originally posted by: Farang
The digital glory hole will be the next great invention of mankind.
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I'm not soo sure. Tech WILL one day let you just sit in front of your computer and have sex (Orgasmatron?), but I fear this will erode society even more.


Also, these people in the chatrooms are infinitely ignorant. They curse CONSTANTLY and regularly post their age, sex and location.
 
Ika

Ika

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(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....
 
Cdubneeddeal

Cdubneeddeal

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They still have chat rooms? I remember doing chat rooms over 10 years ago when the only ISP's available were Earthlink and AOL.
 
Duddy

Duddy

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Originally posted by: Aflac
(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....
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OMGWTF BWAHAHHAHA!!!!!
 
DrPizza

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: Duddy
<rant>

So, I downloaded Yahoo Messenger just to browse the chat rooms thinking, "It MUST be better now!"

See, about 3 years ago I went on a general chat and all I saw were people wanting to have cyber sex (which I don't understand).



Well, now that I have tried it again, I realized that people still do it AND they are even more retarded.


</rant>
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I was quite close to re-downloading that myself about an hour ago. Then I remembered how much time I wasted looking around for an intelligent conversation. Only rarely did I find one. You probably saved me a few hours by eliminating the temptation to see if it's any better now. Thanks.
 
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theprodigalrebel

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Originally posted by: Duddy

Also, these people in the chatrooms are infinitely ignorant. They curse CONSTANTLY and regularly post their age, sex and location.
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Remember Bolt.com? It was a great social site targeted at teenagers. I signed up for it back in 2000/2001. Used it for some time, later forgot about it. Went back to it in 2005 and found it had been overrun by 14/15-somethings, all with nudie pics in their profiles and constant flaming/attention-whoring in the message boards/tagbooks. These kids were stupid - look through their profile and you'd find all kinds of personal information. MySpace got all the attention but Bolt was/could have been a pedo's wet dream.

Place got shut down now (ran out of business, too much competition). The tagbook section was hilarious - mostly the older crowd (17+) putting the young ones through misery. But seriously, those kids were pretty fucking stupid.

I was supposed to be the wise one there. :p
 
Duddy

Duddy

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Duddy
<rant>

So, I downloaded Yahoo Messenger just to browse the chat rooms thinking, "It MUST be better now!"

See, about 3 years ago I went on a general chat and all I saw were people wanting to have cyber sex (which I don't understand).



Well, now that I have tried it again, I realized that people still do it AND they are even more retarded.


</rant>
Click to expand...

I was quite close to re-downloading that myself about an hour ago. Then I remembered how much time I wasted looking around for an intelligent conversation. Only rarely did I find one. You probably saved me a few hours by eliminating the temptation to see if it's any better now. Thanks.
Click to expand...

Imagine your thrown into the worst ghetto at night, and then surrounded by extremely naked, angry, disturbed and horny young gangsters, who are all trying to kill each other over someone who might be a girl.

That's what Yahoo Chat is.
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: Duddy
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Duddy
<rant>

So, I downloaded Yahoo Messenger just to browse the chat rooms thinking, "It MUST be better now!"

See, about 3 years ago I went on a general chat and all I saw were people wanting to have cyber sex (which I don't understand).



Well, now that I have tried it again, I realized that people still do it AND they are even more retarded.


</rant>
Click to expand...

I was quite close to re-downloading that myself about an hour ago. Then I remembered how much time I wasted looking around for an intelligent conversation. Only rarely did I find one. You probably saved me a few hours by eliminating the temptation to see if it's any better now. Thanks.
Click to expand...

Imagine your thrown into the worst ghetto at night, and then surrounded by extremely naked, angry, disturbed and horny young gangsters, who are all trying to kill each other over someone who might be a girl.

That's what Yahoo Chat is.
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Let's not forget Chris Hansen.
 
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MrWizzard

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You know I am the only one that can truly seduce the womenz with the Robe and Hat right....
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: xeemzor
I blame instant messaging for bringing down the collective IQ of America by at least 20 points.
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Nah. They were always there. IM simply gave them a voice.
 
Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: swtethan
Yes lets cyber!
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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
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