Any way to put my name on the Obituaries without being dead?

[CrazyPerson]

??

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

...why?!?

 

[HappyPuppy]

I'm calling the FBI right now.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

um

 

[Goosemaster]

trying to pull off Double Jeopardy or something?

 

[DaveSimmons]

fraud hmm?

hey it worked for Homer to get out of river-cleaning

 

[Zee]

yeah, obtain a death certificate.

 

[Jhill]

You could clone yourself and then kill your clone I guess.

 

[tweakmm]

I hope what you are planning is just stupid and you arn't actualy trying to get away with anything seriously illegal.

 

you don't need a death certificate to get an obit

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
you don't need a death certificate to get an obit

really? then what do they go by?

 

[CrazyPerson]

no... nothing illegal... just wondering.... its kinda funny to read in the paper that you are dead...

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
no... nothing illegal... just wondering.... its kinda funny to read in the paper that you are dead...

i can post it up on my website that you're dead if it helps any

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
no... nothing illegal... just wondering.... its kinda funny to read in the paper that you are dead...

at least until someone clips it out and mails it to a relative of yours

 

[CrazyPerson]

thats the fun part... see who really cares for you when you are dead...
i bet no one