i'll bite.
graduated with two bachelors in may 2002 - MIS and Genetics.
worked two jobs while in school (one waiting tables, the other doing sys admin work for the bio dept for four years). ended up with a 3.3 cum.
two and a half years later, i've only had about a year of work in my field, and 9 months of that was just because of a lucky coincidene. currently working seasonal help desk for HR Block. i don't consider either job the 'start' of my career - i'm still waiting.
so, basically, either i am the worst interviewee ever or the job market in KC just sucks.