LOL my friend has a rant about YELP. It's basically every bitchy girl in a city talking about how awful everything is:
'omg I was almost raped at this one restaurant...this waiter looked at me for almost like 3 seconds and it was like totally rape. I almost told the police officer I was almost raped. So don't go to Chuck E. Cheese at the corner of east main and oak st!!
-XOCherrySinXO"