Black88GTA
Diamond Member
So I was going to drive home ~500 miles (Evansville, IN to Bloomfield Hills, MI) to spend Christmas with my family and other relatives I only see once a year, if that. Then, 2 days before I was going to leave, the biggest fvcking blizzard this area has seen since sometime in the '70s hits, and I get stuck here 🙁. Every expressway out of town is closed, and my car is in a parking lot with snow up to the fenders. I mean, just what are the fvcking odds.
Looks like Christmas by myself in an empty apartment this year. Anybody else get fvcked by Mother Nature with a strap-on and no lube for the holidays?
Looks like Christmas by myself in an empty apartment this year. Anybody else get fvcked by Mother Nature with a strap-on and no lube for the holidays?