Any of you familiar with canadian criminal law?

[Markbnj]

We just had a huge prison riot in Canada... maybe they can't afford the space.

Or I guess it's possible OP's story isn't 100% true. I mean in every little detail. Like whether he has a sister.

 

[lxskllr]

talked to her on sunday. Looks like she is doing 8 months. I feel bad for her. But atleast she has friends in there now, and making the most of it.

Let me get this straight. She was caught with coke at some point in the recent past, and was awaiting trial/sentencing when this thread was created on Saturday. She was tried and sentenced in less than 24 hours over a weekend, and she's already got friends in the joint. That's not even getting into the ridiculously low sentence for major trafficking.

Do you think I'm stupid?

 

[cabri]

Let me get this straight. She was caught with coke at some point in the recent past, and was awaiting trial/sentencing when this thread was created on Saturday. She was tried and sentenced in less than 24 hours over a weekend, and she's already got friends in the joint. That's not even getting into the ridiculously low sentence for major trafficking.

Do you think I'm stupid?

1) Look at who the OP is
2) The OP has a vivid immagination

 

[Charmonium]

That's weird, since the sentencing guidelines on the linked page say 2 years is the minimum for >1kg.

It was probably stepped on 2 or 3 times and they only convict you for the actual coke content. Of course the alternate explanation is that the OP is yanking our chain. :ninja:

 

[z1ggy]

How much carpet do you think your sister has munched so far?

 

[mmntech]

Three pages in... I'm disappointed.

 

[highland145]

How much carpet do you think your sister has munched so far?

Shag or indoor/outdoor?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Pat them on the head and tell them that, deep inside, they're really a good boy. Then send them home with a fifth of canadian rye.

 

[Mayne]

She could be out right now if she wanted. She decided to stay in the prison until her court date..which I don't know when it is. She gets time and half served for every day she is in there until the actual sentencing. That's all I really know right now.

I would not joke around about something like this.

 

[z1ggy]

Shag or indoor/outdoor?

Shag, but we know she was hoping for hardwoods.

 

[cabri]

She could be out right now if she wanted. She decided to stay in the prison until her court date..which I don't know when it is. She gets time and half served for every day she is in there until the actual sentencing. That's all I really know right now.

I would not joke around about something like this.

talked to her on sunday. Looks like she is doing 8 months. I feel bad for her. But atleast she has friends in there now, and making the most of it.

so, how does she come up with the 8 months, when she has not even been in front of a judge?

Either you or her is blowing smoke up someones ass.

Someone probably heard her "sob story" that was filtered and tossed out a jail house estimate.

 

[sdifox]

So Belgian spanish pirate Ni drug runner?

 

[shabby]

that would be nice. She got caught coming from Jamicaa into Toronto, Canada. probably her 5th time doing this.

Is she gonna be on border security?

 

[jwhorfin]

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't think it's as strict here as the states when it comes to drugs... but such a large amount and not the first time? Most likely looking at jail time I would imagine. Not a criminal law expert though. You don't have to be if you don't get caught.

Use drones or something next time, geeze!

 

[Imp]

Is she gonna be on border security?

Aw man, I think I remember an episode where a Canadian was smuggling something back. Think it was narcotics, but don't remember details.

Another episode had some guy who went to South America, admitted to partying around a lot of crack cocaine, but didn't use.

 

[Eug]

Is this her?

 

[pete6032]

I thought you could bring up to 3 kilos of bullshit across the border if you declared it.

Actually, I think the rule is you can spew up to three kilos of bullshit before you get banned on AT.

 

[disappoint]

I thought you could bring up to 3 kilos of bullshit across the border if you declared it.

It doesn't matter if you declare him. Mayne weighs more than 3 kilos.