any medical types willing to answer the occasional crazy question from me?

[unsped]

ive been dealing with GAD, hypochondria (with increased somataform manifestations)

im a little too smart for my own good, and can convince myself of some pretty horrible stuff. I see my doctors for my checkups, but am looking for someone i can get occasional medical reassurance through the occsaional PM'ed or emailed medical question.

my favorite areas of interest:
- chf and heart disease
- nuerological muscle disorders
- copd
- gad, chronic hyperventilation

yes i know im nuts i'd be willing to pay for some expert advice, but don't want to tie up appointments at my dr's and have really sick people not be able to get in.

 

[amdhunter]

I am not a doctor, but I play one on ATOT...

 

[JMWarren]

I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a holiday in express lastnight

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: JMWarren
I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a holiday in express lastnight

you're also not a genius

 

[So]

Originally posted by: bonkers325

Originally posted by: JMWarren
I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a holiday in express lastnight

you're also not a genius

Hey, he stayed in the business suite, not the english suite.

 

[unsped]

bueller?

 

[91TTZ]

Check your muffler bearings. If it's not that, I'd check the blinker fluid.

 

[iamtrout]

Sure, I can do it. But please note that I'm not a doctor but an expert on death. Need something.... done?