Shave the damn thing. Stop being Trog the caveman.
Not only does any woman w/a sense cleanliness think it's nasty, but any prospective employer worth working for (Walmart does not count, even if you ARE the "Dry Goods Aisle Stocking Manager") will see you as slovenly and won't hire you.
Bigfoot has no place in the modern working world.
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I used to be a Bigfoot. I have to clear the unibrow 3x/week. As well as get the back and other places waxed if I want to be viable in the dating scene.
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Most of you reading this haven't cleared PUBERTY YET, so you've no idea what I"m talking about.
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Skinny girls will cheat on you...and they are ugly...so there.