Any guesses re:Ken Paxton

[Brainonska511]

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social)

Quite the statement from the National Republican Senatorial Committee about declared candidate Ken Paxton. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Any guesses as to what Ken Paxton has done, beyond being a huge piece of shit? Is Pedcon Theory going to win the day again like gravity?

 

[brycejones]

Currently making a 55 gallon tub of pop corn.

 

[ivwshane]

How do we know she didn’t cheat on him?

 

[Brainonska511]

How do we know she didn’t cheat on him?

Given that establishment figures are talking about when Ken did to his wife, I'm skeptical of it being something she did.

 

[ivwshane]

Given that establishment figures are talking about when Ken did to his wife, I'm skeptical of it being something she did.

I know nothing of the guy other than what he’s done politically. Having said that, religious people are weird and religious women are even weirder so who knows.

 

[IronWing]

Maybe she found out that he is a Republican?

 

[Brainonska511]

Maybe she found out that he is a Republican?

She found out she was married to Ken Paxton.

 

[lxskllr]

Probably got caught in the bushes at a park & ride.

 

[biostud]

Looking at gay p0rn.

 

[IronWing]

Looking at gay p0rn.

Ladybug 🐞 aficionado?

 

[Moonbeam]

You guys are just so fucking cruel!

































Thanks

 

[mikeymikec]

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IMO the translation goes something like this:

I claim to believe in God and all that good stuff, but the fact of the matter is that I married a Republican and so I tacitly support all the cruelty that they strive to bring into this world, however this particular Republican has been a big fat loser in recent years who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar several times and so got kicked out for it. I'm not divorcing him for his lack of morality per se because that would make no sense, but he should have had the good sense not to get caught, and I can't be seen to be hanging around with this loser. I hope that this pious language will help cover up my motivation in this situation.

 

[soulcougher73]

Probably a closet gay pedo whos been with Trump to Epsteins island in the past.

 

[HomerJS]

Yet another phony so called Christian. The only real beliefs these people have are...

tax cuts for the rich
controlling women.

Everything else is completely fungible such as...

pro-life (pro birth not pro life)
religious freedom (for evangelical Christians only)
relationship to Russia (Putin now envied when Trump came on the scene)
fake accusations of being a groomer while actively grooming
railing against gay people while being in the closet.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Google Paxton and Laura Olson... the whole scandal from two years ago or so... Guessing there was more.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Biblical grounds? that sounds SERIOUS! lol. And you know how much these "Christians" love their $60 Chinese Bibles!

"Biblical grounds" = aka adultery. If Ken layith with another man he shall be stoned?

Standard-issue deeply closeted self-loathing Christian Republican weirdos. Christianity... the religion of convenience.

In February 2019, Angela Paxton, as a newly elected state senator,
defended a bill she filed that would have allowed her husband's office
to create exemptions from securities regulations

Google AI, quoting CBS news. ^^

Then Ken Paxton was indicted on 3 charges of felony securities fraud. It's interesting what crosses the line for these folks. And what doesn't. She protected his corrupt ass and deserves whatever comes her way. Both are crooks and corrupt. May their divorce be bitter and endless. All part of a god's plan, no doubt.

Oh ... And everyone, please give Ken Paxton the same privacy he affords women seeking medical care.

 

[VRAMdemon]

IMO the translation goes something like this:

I claim to believe in God and all that good stuff, but the fact of the matter is that I married a Republican and so I tacitly support all the cruelty that they strive to bring into this world, however this particular Republican has been a big fat loser in recent years who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar several times and so got kicked out for it. I'm not divorcing him for his lack of morality per se because that would make no sense, but he should have had the good sense not to get caught, and I can't be seen to be hanging around with this loser. I hope that this pious language will help cover up my motivation in this situation.

90 - 95% of evangelical Christians support Trump, a serial adulterer. Infidelity is a feature for MAGA. “Way to go, what a stud!” Trump cheated on every woman he’s ever been with. Even Melania when she was pregnant with Baron.

If I remember correctly... The Bible gives two clear grounds for divorce: (1) sexual immorality (Matthew 5:32; 19:9) and (2) abandonment by an unbeliever (1 Corinthians 7:15). Those are the only instances where divorce is okay by Sky Daddy. So, unless Ken is going to come out as an atheist who fell out of love with his wife...then you can bet money he's either had an affair with another woman...or... a man. His entire background does fit the mold of someone who's a staunch gay hating Republican.

Please tell me he is cheating on her with someone named Barbie. Or Bobbie!

 

[UNCjigga]

Of all the things Ken Paxton has done, adultery probably generates the least outrage. But I will check back in if we hear it was pedo related.