Me and a friend, after a serious drinking session were walking to the next pub. A young (7?) year old girl was having a garden sale, selling off her old teddies and suchlike. Well, me and my drinking buddy bought a fluffy tomato off her, then proceeded to kick it down the road. At this point she started bawling. We then skewered it into the local church railings and set fire to it. Hysterically laughing all the time, we could hear her father saying ?You sold it too them, its theirs now? over her distraught tears. The episode has probably scarred her for life but I still have a chuckle thinking about it. Hell, I?m laughing now.
Oh, we also did the same thing with a doll being used as a substitute Jesus in a nativity outside the local church. Didn?t set it on fire this time, just poked its eyes out before skewering it.
I?ve a serious problem towards soft toys and dolls.????..