I'd say my epic outdoor sporting event was 2 weekends ago. A bunch of my friends and I piled in our cars and headed out to the Bogue Chitto River for the exhausting sport of recreational tubing. Once there, we donned our specialized gear (swimsuits and sunblock), loaded our supplies (5 icechests full of beer and sandwiches), and selected our vehicles (rubber tubes), and fastened all our gear, radio/CD player included, to our vehicles. I managed to down about a case of beer, only lost a half a pack of cigarettes to the river, actually managed to eat a sandwich so that I didn't pass out, saw several girls lose or take off their tops (unfortunately also one of my buddies decided to tube naked for about an hour :disgust: ), and never ever got my tube caught on a branch! I did, however leave with just about the worst sunburn I've ever had. We trained for this Olympian athletic event by sitting in the pool and hottub for 12 hours the day before drinking cheap champagne then going to a stripclub. I think I'll begin training for next year's outing earlier this year so that I can be better prepared.
What's that you say? Tubing isn't a sport? Well, I also play disc golf! That HAS to count, right? 😀