Any ATOT Felons?

scott916

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I know some of you guys have done a little dirt, any convicted felons in the ranks? You don't have to have jail time under your belt, I'm just curious of whose gotten caught for what. :awe:
 

theflyingpig

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There used to be a felon here on the forums. He would take every opportunity to bash cops. Basically, he was a fool, who was angry at cops because they caught him and put him in prison. Everyone knows this.
 

Kalmah

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I once killed a man because I played too many violent video games.
 

Vonkhan

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fo being with yo mama, dat a crime aginst humanity yo ... in case we reproduce n shiiiit

sorry :) must be the egg nog getting to me
 

surfsatwerk

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I was arrested for 12 counts of arson. Managed to duck the charges and plead down to a lesser crime.
 

amdhunter

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Spend a night doing hard time for hopping the D train. (Tresspassing.) I had to see a judge the next day.

I talked to a lawyer before seeing the judge, and she said to plea innocent and I can show up at a later date. When the judge asked me how do I plea, I was like "I dunno...she told me to plea innocent, but I did it and don't feel like lying."

The judge threw it out because he thought I was a moron.
 

scott916

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Spend a night doing hard time for hopping the D train. (Tresspassing.) I had to see a judge the next day.

I talked to a lawyer before seeing the judge, and she said to plea innocent and I can show up at a later date. When the judge asked me how do I plea, I was like "I dunno...she told me to plea innocent, but I did it and don't feel like lying."

The judge threw it out because he thought I was a moron.

Dude that's even better than the chewbacca defense... :hmm:
 
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I have been in handcuffs more times than I can remember. Had police draw their weapons to my head a couple times. Been in juvenile, county jails, and prison. I have straightened out my life. I have no ill will towards any authority figures. I was a fuck up back then and should of been arrested.
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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I was arrested for felony PWID but pleaded it down.

I have a couple or three misdemeanors under my belt too.
 

KeithTalent

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I start fires.

Does the leprechaun tell you to do it?

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crab

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I got arrested as a kid for breaking windows, and quickly straightened my shit out. Scared me to death, and worst of all - my dad didnt talk to me for like a week.

Edit: obviously not a felony though :p