Any advice on how to get into Bakersfield University?

[Gizmo j]

I really want to go to Bakersfield University because it's the closest University to my home city(Los Angeles) that has a wrestling team which I want to join.

Any advice on how to get accepted?

 

[LikeLinus]

Apply

 

[KMFJD]

Have rich parents bribe the school?

 

[Sgt. York]

You can't get into Bakersfield University. No one can.

 

[MtnMan]

Well apparently someone doesn't pay attention to the news...

 

[sdifox]

3D print your own

 

[PlanetJosh]

Bakersfield tourist brochures. They actually exist.

Brochures and Coloring Book | Visit Bakersfield

Explore Bakersfield with our helpful travel brochures and fun coloring book.

www.visitbakersfield.com

 

[IronWing]

Post a video of you wrestling. Send them a link with a CC: to this thread.

 

[UsandThem]

https://southpark.cc.com/clips/251916/what-you-mean-it-aint-real

Wrasslin!!!!!

 

[Captante]

You can't get into Bakersfield University. No one can.

Have rich parents bribe the school?

Do they have a rowing team?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Pick and a shovel?

 

[BudAshes]

The best part of a trip to Bakersfield is leaving Bakersfield.

 

[Red Squirrel]

- Do good in high school
- apply
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-Profit Debt

 

[JEDIYoda]

Through the front doors........

 

[snoopy7548]

If Matt Damon can do it, so can you!

 

[pete6032]

You can't get into Bakersfield University. No one can.

Acceptance rate is 61%.

 

[brainhulk]

Hmmm, have a pulse? Breathing?

 

[JEDIYoda]

dig a tunnel........

 

[BoomerD]

The best part of a trip to Bakersfield is leaving Bakersfield.

Happiness is Bako in the rear view mirror.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Happiness is Bako in the rear view mirror.

That and Los Banos are the two most boring places on earth..............

 

[Sgt. York]

Acceptance rate is 61%.

It's closed for the duration. Noone is getting in.

 

[pauldun170]

Acceptance rate is 61%.

Graduation rate is 38%

Yikes

 

[JEDIYoda]

Graduation rate is 38%

Yikes

You think that is bad?
The graduation rate at University of california at Los Banos is zero!!

 

[IronWing]

Graduation rate is 38%

You can check in anytime you’d like but you can never leave.

 

[sdifox]

Graduation rate is 38%

Yikes

my first year computer science course had 80% drop out by final exam time. as in only 20% of the registered students made it to the final exam.