Ants eat away woman's eye

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: meltdown75
patient: "my eye hurts."
nurse: "nah you're good."
patient: "no seriously, my eye is fsking killing me. wtf?!"
nurse: "you're fine, it's common. go to sleep."
patient: "feels like ants are knawing my fscking eye out. damn"
*nurse brushes ant off of bed*
nurse: "it's just the meds. trust me on this one."
ants: "mmm, tasty!"

i imagined all that with an Indian accent.....😛

i know, i'm a racist bastard 😀

Do Indian ants have accents?

[APU]Would you care for an eyeball?[/APU]

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
they should hire me as the flamethrower of the hospital and i can kill all the pests that comes nearby.... Fvck Yeh!

Maybe they can feed you curry and just give you a zippo

😀

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: shilala
Shens, but awesome.

why do you say that? i hear about ants eating people -- even to death -- all the time in such facilities.

Sure, I saw a Discovery Channel documentary on killer ants, but there were none featured in India.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: PHiuR
they should hire me as the flamethrower of the hospital and i can kill all the pests that comes nearby.... Fvck Yeh!

Maybe they can feed you curry and just give you a zippo
😀

Reminds me of the Pest Control guys trying to battle the fleas from Family Guy.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Text

Scampering rats and stray cats and dogs sharing bed space with patients are not uncommon sights at India's overcrowded state-run hospitals that are used by millions of poor and middle-class people.

ack

Who still wants socialized healthcare?

 

[Syrch]

~squirms~

 

[Triumph]

<napoleon> Gross!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Text

Scampering rats and stray cats and dogs sharing bed space with patients are not uncommon sights at India's overcrowded state-run hospitals that are used by millions of poor and middle-class people.

ack

Who still wants socialized healthcare?

canada has socialized healthcare and they dont have conditions like that. there is a reason some countires are third world and will always stay third world.

 

[UlricT]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Text

Scampering rats and stray cats and dogs sharing bed space with patients are not uncommon sights at India's overcrowded state-run hospitals that are used by millions of poor and middle-class people.

ack

Who still wants socialized healthcare?

canada has socialized healthcare and they dont have conditions like that. there is a reason some countires are third world and will always stay third world.

Is cuba third world in your books? Coz they have the best healthcare... bar none.

 

[Miramonti]

Eye hate it when that happens.

 

[OrByte]

so no one saw the ant trail that led up to that woman's face!?!?

gotta be shens.

 

[PingSpike]

The ants were just cleaning the wound.

Oh wait, thats maggots.

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Eye hate it when that happens.

Ant that the truth!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: shilala
Shens, but awesome.

why do you say that? i hear about ants eating people -- even to death -- all the time in such facilities.

Sure, I saw a Discovery Channel documentary on killer ants, but there were none featured in India.

"Crazy killer ants orignally from India....."

Originally from India, the crazy ants are believed to have been introduced to Australia about 60 to 70 years ago.

BTW, the date with the red head from Target went well. Thanks for asking.

 

[CKent]

The other other white meat