anti-terrorist effort

amdskip

Lifer
Jan 6, 2001
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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2pm Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think its okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC
 

AndrewR

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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And, please, everyone -- let's remember to video tape this event so that we can return year after year to remind ourselves of this historic day.