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anti-flatulence undewear? WTF? lol

The idea of airtight underwear is quite amusing to me. I just picture someone at the workplace for a whole day, and their underwear inflating all the while. "Hey Stan, are your pants getting bigger? Or are you just happy to see me?!!! Haw haw hee hee!" Then get home, start to change out of work clothes, and all the houseplants wither and die following the unleashing of a massive choking pressure wave of doom.
 
Those things will take the fun out of farting completely! I like to lay out a real bomb at the
end of an isle at a store then scoot to the other end and see who get caught in the death-
cloud...
 
Perhaps if you trapped enough gas in your pair, you could start floating... Amazing, levitation through gas. 🙂
 
See... the design is all wrong. It needs a quick-disconnect valve on it so when you get home, you can attach it to a methane storage tank to offload the day's collection. Flatulence power FTW!!
 
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Those things will take the fun out of farting completely! I like to lay out a real bomb at the
end of an isle at a store then scoot to the other end and see who get caught in the death-
cloud...
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You are an evil, evil man.
 
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