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Answer this for a cloned baby: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

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The claim that a cloned human embryo has been implanted in a womb of a 32-year-old woman has enraged scientists and ethicists.
The chances of the team behind the bid having a successful outcome, that is a healthy baby, are rated by experts as ranging from highly remote to non-existent. But if a baby were born, how long would it be before it started asking the sort of awkward questions all children do?

What sort of answers could they expect? (Your suggestions for further answers, or indeed tricky questions, are welcomed.)

Mummy, where do babies come from?
A tough one at the best of times. At least a cloned child could be told of its origins without reference to sexual organs, which might make it easier for particularly bashful parents. But cloning is a very complicated process to grasp: the theory is that a human egg is hollowed out, and then implanted with genetic material from another cell (in the current example a skin cell) from another human, either male or female. Theoretically the woman supplying the egg could supply the genetic material as well. It is then given an electrical jolt which is designed to start the dividing process. Few adults could claim to understand the process fully, so explaining it to a child without making them feel like a freak of nature could be a tall order.

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What do you tell small children now?

'Well, mummy and daddy went to bed, daddy put his d*ck in the c*nt of mummy, pumped a while, and then squirted her full of sperm. One sperm cell merged with one of mummy's egg cells, and the resulting cell grew up to be you!'

You can tell them the same old lies children are told now, until they are old enough to be able to handle the truth. Then you just tell them about genetics. Unless you are not able to understand it yourself, then you just say mom has been banging the milkman.
 
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1<
You can tell them the same old lies children are told now, until they are old enough to be able to handle the truth. Then you just tell them about genetics. Unless you are not able to understand it yourself, then you just say mom has been banging the milkman.

No - mom has been banging the chemist.

 
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