Another way to kill a cat: artillery

[91TTZ]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/...lery.cat.ap/index.html

 

[The Boston Dangler]

what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

 

[Canai]

Why are they conducting tests where misfires can/do land on civillian housing?

 

[cherrytwist]

It really saddens me as to what qualifies as "news" these days.

 

[Enig101]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
It really saddens me as to what qualifies as "news" these days.

I think the news here is that artillery shells are misfiring into people's houses...

It would've been crazy news if the girl had been sleeping in her bed at the time.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I don't know, but if I was the bed's maker I'd incorporate that feat into a late night infomercial.

"Made from a material developed by NASA, this bed is so luxuriant and soft, yet can stop an artillery shell!"

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I don't know, but if I was the bed's maker I'd incorporate that feat into a late night infomercial.

"Made from a material developed by NASA, this bed is so luxuriant and soft, yet can stop an artillery shell!"

First they show it with the stack of wineglasses on it, and drop a bowling ball on it. Then for the next demonstration, they fire a volley of bowling balls at the bed from a battleship's main guns. The bowling balls shatter on impact. "But the wineglasses are STILL standing!!!! AMAZING!!!" *applause*

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I don't know, but if I was the bed's maker I'd incorporate that feat into a late night infomercial.

"Made from a material developed by NASA, this bed is so luxuriant and soft, yet can stop an artillery shell!"

First they show it with the stack of wineglasses on it, and drop a bowling ball on it. Then for the next demonstration, they fire a volley of bowling balls at the bed from a battleship's main guns. The bowling balls shatter on impact. "But the wineglasses are STILL standing!!!! AMAZING!!!" *applause*

lol

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I don't know, but if I was the bed's maker I'd incorporate that feat into a late night infomercial.

"Made from a material developed by NASA, this bed is so luxuriant and soft, yet can stop an artillery shell!"

First they show it with the stack of wineglasses on it, and drop a bowling ball on it. Then for the next demonstration, they fire a volley of bowling balls at the bed from a battleship's main guns. The bowling balls shatter on impact. "But the wineglasses are STILL standing!!!! AMAZING!!!" *applause*

bionic old woman: "my sleep number is 45, what's yours?"
ron popeil: "in this f'ing bed, 12000. act now, and i'll include double this crap for triple the shipping. that's right, double!"

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I imagine the roof slowed it a bit... It's 6x4 inches. We're not talking a howitzer here...

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
what the hell kind of bed stops an artillery shell?

I imagine the roof slowed it a bit... It's 6x4 inches. We're not talking a howitzer here...

what, like slowed from 1500 mph to only 1000?

 

[amdhunter]

meowned?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

booooooooooooo

 

[Sumguy]

I say we line carriers, destroyers, and tanks with beds that have sleeping cats on them.

Our army will be indestructible.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Enig101

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
It really saddens me as to what qualifies as "news" these days.

I think the news here is that artillery shells are misfiring into people's houses...

It would've been crazy news if the girl had been sleeping in her bed at the time.

Damn, my co-workers house is not far from there.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Canai


Why are they conducting tests where misfires can/do land on civillian housing?

It's New Jersey, drop artillery on houses, F-16s shoot up schools.. Nothing new.

 

[EGGO]

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