Good one:
Two friendly workers from the same bank firm are playing a round of golf. A third man comes along and askes if he can join in. The two bankers are a little apprehensive but agree that he can join in.
A few holes later they start discussing what they do for a living, so the bankers describe where they worked and ask what the other man does.
"I'm a hitman" he replied
"I don't believe you" says one of the bankers
"Take a look in my bag"
So the two have a look in the bag and see a sniper rifle with a scope.
"Can i have a look through the scope?" asks on of the bankers.
"Hmmm..ok then but be careful"
So the banker looks through the scope and after a minute sees his wife naked in their bedroom with another man.
"Thats it! How much do you pay per shot?"
"$1000 per hit, $10, 000 for the kill, why?"
"My wife is cheating on me now, i dont want to kill them but...i want you to shoot my wife in the mouth to shut her up and to shoot that guy in the dick to teach him a lesson"
The hitman aggrees and accepts the $2000. He sets up the rifle and waits a few minutes.
"What are you waiting for!"
"Be quite i'm trying to save you $1000"
Two friendly workers from the same bank firm are playing a round of golf. A third man comes along and askes if he can join in. The two bankers are a little apprehensive but agree that he can join in.
A few holes later they start discussing what they do for a living, so the bankers describe where they worked and ask what the other man does.
"I'm a hitman" he replied
"I don't believe you" says one of the bankers
"Take a look in my bag"
So the two have a look in the bag and see a sniper rifle with a scope.
"Can i have a look through the scope?" asks on of the bankers.
"Hmmm..ok then but be careful"
So the banker looks through the scope and after a minute sees his wife naked in their bedroom with another man.
"Thats it! How much do you pay per shot?"
"$1000 per hit, $10, 000 for the kill, why?"
"My wife is cheating on me now, i dont want to kill them but...i want you to shoot my wife in the mouth to shut her up and to shoot that guy in the dick to teach him a lesson"
The hitman aggrees and accepts the $2000. He sets up the rifle and waits a few minutes.
"What are you waiting for!"
"Be quite i'm trying to save you $1000"
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